Re: RE: Ugly' woman sues TV s
Twila said:
. . . I can't believe you'd rely on your dogs as a go between. Gosh! Everyone knows that you use cats for that . . . .
You can never rely on a cat for a go-between,
Twila.
First off, no one can even make a cat
go — let alone,
go between.
Beyond that, cats are lacking in sympathy.
If, for example, you stub your toe, yell out loud, and dance about the floor on one foot, holding your other damaged foot while reciting from
Captain Gross’s
Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, your dog will cavort about under your feet, barking in sympathy.
Your cat will merely give you a dirty look, and stalk out of the room.
That’s what makes cats such wonderful pets.
You have just made an ass of yourself. The last thing you need is a sympathetic
friend assisting you in that endeavour.