The 'squat' toilet comes to England

[Cliffy]

The flush toilet was invented to keep sheeple constipated and dull minded. Squatting is the natural way to unload your bowels. It lets gravity do the work instead of your internal organs.

The hole in that squat toilet is way too small. I prefer an outhouse anyway. Much more sanitary than indoor toilets.

 

[lone wolf]

I'm just picturing a drunk hugging it....

 

[Cliffy]

I'm just picturing a drunk hugging it....

I quit drinking back in the 70s because I woke up once to often hugging the toilet bowl. That squat toilet would present no end of problems for sure.

 

[Blackleaf]

So can we all conclude that foreigners - non-British people - just can't do toilets?

 

[lone wolf]

Hell, I'll piss on a snowbank - of course, it MUST be cosigned by the dog

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

So can we all conclude that foreigners - non-British people - just can't do toilets?

Sure, why not?

And their cuisine, women, political systems, architecture, poetry, music, navies, and beer are inferior to Little England's.

There's no point in trying to introduce a bit of sanity into a delusion as comprehensive and well-defended as yours.

 

[Walter]

In my travels in Europe as far back as the 60's and as recently as '06 I've never had to use a "squat-toilet" so I think the headline of the article is a misnomer.

 

[Blackleaf]

In my travels in Europe as far back as the 60's and as recently as '06 I've never had to use a "squat-toilet" so I think the headline of the article is a misnomer.

The squat toilet isn't also known as the French toilet for nothing.

Béziers, southern France

Paris. Squat toilets are common in Parisian brasseries

Arles, on the banks of the Rhône, southern France

 

[EagleSmack]

lmfao