If you just posted stories about your manliest all the time, then we wouldn't have to bother figuring out the subtext of your politics.
"Should we do something about ISIS?"
"I can bench press 300lbs!"
"How can we improve the economy?"
"I never cry!"
"Immigration?"
"I drive a truck!"
"Should we do something about ISIS?"
"I can bench press 300lbs!"
"How can we improve the economy?"
"I never cry!"
"Immigration?"
"I drive a truck!"