Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.