Need help growing a beard.

DurkaDurka

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I'm only in gr. 9 and I need some help to grow a small beard, just for the novelty of having one. I'm trying to be the first person in my class to get a beard. Right now I've got a few hairs on my chin, about 3/4 of an inch of hair on my sideburns, 1/4 inch hairs on my upper lip, and 3 hairs on my jawline. Is there anyway I could get hair all along my jaw line and all around my mouth in like a month tops?

Corn Starch and Vinegar
 

lone wolf

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You sure?
Chemical reaction + tender skin....

EDIT: Oop ... thinking baking soda. Vinegar and corn starch is good for bug bites. My worry about Grade 9 facial foliage was the bloody toilet paper. I went from peach fuzz to steel wool almost overnight - in Grade 8
 
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BigLou

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Chemical reaction + tender skin....

EDIT: Oop ... thinking baking soda. Vinegar and corn starch is good for bug bites. My worry about Grade 9 facial foliage was the bloody toilet paper. I went from peach fuzz to steel wool almost overnight - in Grade 8
So whiskers turn into sharp, stiff bits of hair?
 

Night Safari

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So whiskers turn into sharp, stiff bits of hair?
You would look good doing what this kid's done!;-);-)
 

karrie

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Big Lou, the only way to get a beard is for your body to decide that it's ready to grow one. When the hormone's kick in and thicken up the hair, it will just happen. Stressing about it is pointless.