lefties come out of your closet

cortez

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Re: RE: lefties come out of y

Toro said:
See, that's pretty funny!

yeah that was very funny

and that likeness of me-- is far too kind

in real life i am but a hideous deformed socalist rat
no hooters hugs for the likes of me

so youre picture painfully shows what COULD have been had cortez not had that horrible accident as a child......

ps- you have evaded y question regarding the canadian issue--
come on --- at least pretend to care about your-- heritage
 

Jay

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I will vouch for Toro, he cares deeply for Canada.
 

cortez

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jay
what say toro hiself on the matter

and i dont believe you are really a righty
or youd be in that conservative lounge

you better convert
i can tell you you will lose
you know why......
because the devils is on our side
and their aint no god
SPOOKY.......
 

Jay

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Yes the devil is on your side, but fortunately for us righties...there is a God.
 

cortez

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the strange thing about the devil is that he wants peace , justice, truth and all that stuff-- so it turns out he is the good guy-- hes gotten a bad wrap from the humans who wanted to screw their fellow humans with good conscience-- so they invented a god that pretended to stand for all of the above -- but actually subverted it-- very clever---
but the gig is up -- haha -we figured it out--
 

I think not

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ITN

Before 10 years old - no clue what he is
10 to 18 years old - Chasing left and right skirts as much as possible
18 to 21 years old - Hard Core Commie, chasing left skirts only
21 to 25 years old - So disgusted with the fringe left, turned righty
25 to 30 years old - Still chasing skirts irregardless of left or right
30 and over - Fence sitter, disgusted with the super duper moral fringe left that can't see past their own hypocrisy. Same for the right. Centrists of the world Unite!
 

Sassylassie

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ITN, I will join but I am not going to be dragging a cow to the grocery store as currency. I haven't gotton over the loss of my beloved pet Moo-moo. I will also not grow my own food, there are no seeds for potatoe chips.
 

Jay

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Re: RE: lefties come out of your closet

cortez said:
the strange thing about the devil is that he wants peace , justice, truth and all that stuff-- so it turns out he is the good guy-- hes gotten a bad wrap from the humans who wanted to screw their fellow humans with good conscience-- so they invented a god that pretended to stand for all of the above -- but actually subverted it-- very clever---
but the gig is up -- haha -we figured it out--

We figured out the devil long ago and he serves his interests only, be it peace or war, truth or lie.
 

Sassylassie

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Please we all know that Doctor Phil is Satan! Oh, and Martha Steward is one of his horseman.
 

Johnny Utah

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I'm a Right Wing when it comes to Politics. I play Hockey Left, I throw a Baseball Right. I like turning my Car more Right then Left. I like the Left side of a woman when doing the cuddle thing as I am a Right cuddler.
 

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RE: lefties come out of y

I left my heart in Sanfrancisco, I,ve been left to my own devices, I like left overs, I march left left left right, I pee to the left, I lean to the left, I,ve been left behind, left for a younger man,and the steering wheels on the left. Have I left anything out?
 

Jay

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Sassylassie said:
Please we all know that Doctor Phil is Satan! Oh, and Martha Steward is one of his horseman.

Martha Steward is great! How could you not like Martha?
 

cortez

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I think not said:
ITN

Before 10 years old - no clue what he is
10 to 18 years old - Chasing left and right skirts as much as possible
18 to 21 years old - Hard Core Commie, chasing left skirts only
21 to 25 years old - So disgusted with the fringe left, turned righty
25 to 30 years old - Still chasing skirts irregardless of left or right
30 and over - Fence sitter, disgusted with the super duper moral fringe left that can't see past their own hypocrisy. Same for the right. Centrists of the world Unite!

itn-- hypocrisy is ubiquitous--- it can be applied equally to right left and .......centrist
there is only a center because totally globall chaos hasnt broken out yet

as i get older-- i beleive more and more that we is F&?%ed -- so why bother taking a sides-- ooops- hypocrisy-- so sue me
 

I think not

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Cortez, I'm getting close to not giving a rats ass anymore. Time to pack some bags, move somewhere in the mountains, drive into town once in a while, get laid, and back up the mountain, having a few drinks, watch some brain dead TV, chat online and read a few books. Watch the sunrise, the sunset etc...

People believe what they want to believe, without exception.
 

cortez

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i believe what you say is very wise
i have had similar inclinations
i believe that people such as ourselves, and many people on this forum seem concerned with the state of the world-- they care about political matters-- and can get hopelessly entangled in the web of-- as my cuban friend says-- mierda----presented for our daily consumption by those you really DO have the power..
the problem i struggle with is once one has become engaged in these tangles can you you again revert to a state where you REALLY dont care--- i dont think you can---
that is a real bummer

maybe though its a question of caring about a few simple things that you CAN do something about-- the state of the world as a whole isnt in that category

i believe you are correct that people believe what they want to believe
but sometimes i think its more than that-- people believe what they NEED to believe

i think your goal of a hedonistic life is right on--but might have to be a bit more practical than move to the mountains-- unless you want to start a cult or something