Yes I would suck every single penny out of every little miserable soul and exploit every way possible to make them poor, so I can hoard money and laugh at them.
Just like my parents generation. You guys are my hero's
Isn't that exactly what your landlord is doing?
Aren't you happy and grateful that he has not evicted your sorry, freeloading ass?
And if and when he inevitably will, can yo and will you rely on your pal, Tonnington?