Now if you can just teach your cat to pee and poop in the toilet and flush.. you're set.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-J3H7jAZ4
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Now if you can just teach your cat to pee and poop in the toilet and flush.. you're set.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-J3H7jAZ4
No, how much?Hot damn! Do you know what a talking dog is worth these days?
Dickless huh? How ironic, seeing as how it takes a really big dick to make a statement for no other purpose than to simply be a jackass. One might even say ignorant douchebag actually, yapping just to say something as opposed to having something to say.
There is a jackass born every minute, only a few try to make a career out of it. There are also a lot of words that could be used, the message is the same.
You may find the FOX style entertaining in it's won right, I see these idiot headlines as being just that. If bloomer finds them entertaining that I take that as a sigh of his whole mental capacity combined with his past posts that also build a profile for himself. You saying that isn't a topic worth commenting on by itself?
is that your rescue kitty from earlier this year? If so, he's sure grown up to be handsome. If not, he is still a super handsome kitty.
We tried that with another cat but it didn't last long after Mrs forgot to take the tray out and sat down to pee in the middle of the night.
Yup that's Tractor the garbage can kitty.
Mine will come from 1/2 way across the apartment when she hears the toilet flush ... just to get a good look. Fortunately she has not found out how to do it herself.
As long as he doesn't try to drink there......now we have to keep the door closed at all time.....When it was just me and the wife, that door was never closed.......
Our dog does that too. Its disgusting. He also will try to eat the cat food. But that's ok because the cat's prefer to eat the dog food. We feel like food police most of the time.
Why can the dog not drink from there? You do flush don't you?
Our cat this morning...
f*cking spoilt.....that's wonderful! so happy you found him in the garbage can but not as happy as he is
DOGS?! They're not DOGS!
They are "canine partners".
Hot damn! Do you know what a talking dog is worth these days?
Lol.
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A guy is driving around Newfoundland and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running,
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the Newfie says.
Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
" Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff"
An old one but a good one..but beware of bill barilko ....he don't appreciate old stuff;-)