What a lucky girl is that you slunk away from is. Lets see how sheltered my life is compared to the OP's.
1 Drove while over the limit (didn't get caught, but it was stupid)
Pretty much covers the years from 18-28.
2 Got a girlfriend pregnant
Just ditched them every 6 weeks or so, work required exyensive travel for extended periods. The theme was the best view of anyplace was in the rear-view mirror.
3 Didn't stand up for my wife when I should have
Had I not ended up with my grandson living with me the whole marriage thing was way over-rated. Not every hooker can quit the life as easily as they think,
4 Didn't jump at a particular job opportunity
Dito, traded a real trade when I was just 16 (auto as I was already building race engines) for the other path I took. I was probably stupid before that but that was a whole new level, good thing the alternative has it's moments. 90k/yr and 4 months holidays.
5 Slacked off in school
The only thing I actually held the record for.
6 Loaned my brother a car (turned out to be a gift, apparently, in his view)
I have one brother who will never ever phone me, which is quite okay cause he has been a prick ever since I can remember.
7 Shot my mouth off at work when I thought the boss was out
Never a good move when looking at keeping your current position. I just quit a company cause my foreman didn't know **** about what we were doing (his 1st year doing the same thing that I had done for at least 10 years. Wasn't a bit comical, he was stupid and dangerous. If OHS had shown up a few nights the company would still be filling out forms.
8 Broke two fingers by being in a hurry when I dropped something on my hand
Only broken bone was when a truck landed on me, even then it was a minor blow-out. I saved my skin in the past by having fast reflexes, today I just operate in a safer manor, slow and boring but no chance of injuries.
9 Didn't back up a hard drive and lost some pics and emails
Let me guess .... windows op
10 Buried the car in a snowbank with the family as passengers
LOL, no comment as they might be able to find the car with the in-laws still alive.
Happy now, no need for you to do the whole 10, that was probably your best one.
11 be happy I stopped at 10