Positive people smell bad

[darkbeaver]

It's true, they smell bad it's because of thier infantile outlook which compells them to over-ride the olefactory information passed on to thier brain cells in charge of stinkys, they are so in love with themselves that they are convinced that they can't possibly create body odor and therefore have no use for soap. :smile:

 

[quandary121]

Could you explain how being positive means that you love yourself ,i understand that they may indeed look at themselves positively but this does not necessarily mean that they would love themselves does it?

 

[karrie]

Damn. I do kinda smell. hmm.

 

[Scott Free]

It's true, they smell bad it's because of thier infantile outlook which compells them to over-ride the olefactory information passed on to thier brain cells in charge of stinkys, they are so in love with themselves that they are convinced that they can't possibly create body odor and therefore have no use for soap. :smile:

No, no, your describing hippies.

 

[lone wolf]

I'm positive I showered this morning. 24 hour deodorant must not be up to snuff....

Woof!

 

[talloola]

It's negative people who love themselves, and hate everything else.

 

[Scott Free]

Q: How do you catch a hippie?



A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a welfare cheque.

 

[Kreskin]

What does a welfare cheque sound like?

 

[Scott Free]

I don't know; ask a hippie.

 

[lone wolf]

I don't know; ask a hippie.

What do you have against hippies? Lost in the Sixties?

Woof!

 

[Scott Free]

What are you talking about "lost in the sixties?" There are hippies all over the place and they are destroying the world.

 

[lone wolf]

What are you talking about "lost in the sixties?" There are hippies all over the place and they are destroying the world.

They are? Where? Show them to me....

Woof!

 

[karrie]

They are? Where? Show them to me....

Woof!

Hi wolf!! lol.

 

[lone wolf]

Hi wolf!! lol.

Hi Karrie! You being a world destroyer too? ;-)

Woof!

 

[Scott Free]

They are? Where? Show them to me....

Woof!

The old ones are now teachers, bankers etc,. and the younger ones are tree planters and fruit pickers.

My god man! Get a hold of your senses!

 

[lone wolf]

The old ones are now teachers, bankers etc,. and the younger ones are tree planters and fruit pickers.

My god man! Get a hold of your senses!

Where do I pick up my cheque for being a teacher or a banker? I'd love to get a hold on those cents.... Calling me your God may be be putting more faith in me than I deserve though, but thanks anyhow....

 

[Scott Free]

Oh... so your a hippie? Alright, that explains a lot.

 

[lone wolf]

Oh... so your a hippie? Alright, that explains a lot.

Glad to meet you.... So ... um ... what are you?

Woof!

 

[tracy]

It's negative people who love themselves, and hate everything else.

SOOOOOOOOOO true!

 

[Nuggler]

:grommit:Yes
Oh yes
You am right................................8O
:munky2:I is positive....+........that if i don wash
I ..............................................stink:fart:
an it aint that
a ...................fart...........................oh no:fart:

aint no fart:fart:

make me smell "that" way..............oooooooooooooooooooooooh

it's lack a sope....................I ain't no dope

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ba ba ba ba ba boom

tish tish tish boom ba ba ba boooooooooooooooooooooooom

wa wa

Ah ben thinkin
Ah ben stinken
Ah ben doooooooin
without
the
KKKKKKKKKKkkleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oh ya
An ah don feel
Ah ken be reeeeeeeeeel
tillll ah wassssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhed that dirt awaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
so babbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
run the tub
so nub (well everything caint ryme)
ken do th splash
no cash
required
less you wanna pay to loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

oooooooooooooooooooowahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ah, pass the Ivory.

....blub blub, bub.