Top Eight Reasons NOT to immigrate to Canada (Reasons Not To Live In Canada)


Corduroy
#151
Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

How about Japanistan, 100 million former Japanese each with mega dollars looking for a 'community' where they can remain close to each other should things call for that kind of move. Would we welcome them (and their money) with open arms or would we ' vote collectively' to say no. What if the UN brought up resolution 2011 and had 33 nations sign yes and 11 sign no, would we graciously accept the ruling as it takes the land but keeps the money for itself for weapons to enforce that resolution. I would prefer we do it gladly and take the cash to make Canada the Kuwait of the humanitarian nations. That is also a fish pond that is pretty isolated so helping the fish eat and breath (air bubbles) would pay off in catches 100 fold above 'wild fish'. First hint for life there is try not to dress like a moose as mosquitoes cannot tell the difference, a breeze is the next best solution after a 'light frost'

Oh you
 
anticon
#152
Ok ..reasons

1) SCTV is a unitarian conspiracy

2) Harper seals are fake

3) The rcmp are totally gay

4) The avro arrow was actually a piece crap

5) Hamilton

6) boring

7) boring

see above
 
PoliticalNick
#153
Quote: Originally Posted by anticonView Post

Ok ..reasons

1) SCTV is a unitarian conspiracy

2) Harper seals are fake

3) The rcmp are totally gay

4) The avro arrow was actually a piece crap

5) Hamilton

6) boring

7) boring

see above

I'm thinking you should change your handle to 'antismart'
 
anticon
+2
#154
Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNickView Post

I'm thinking you should change your handle to 'antismart'

OK you are right

top reason not to immigrate to canada
is......

Politicalnick
 
PoliticalNick
#155
Quote: Originally Posted by anticonView Post

OK you are right

top reason not to immigrate to canada
is......

Politicalnick

Ohh, owww, I'm so hurt and wounded....NOT!

And the top reason to emigrate would be you and your innane, nonsensical posts.
Last edited by PoliticalNick; Apr 9th, 2011 at 08:57 PM..
 
anticon
+1
#156
8 more

1) There are more laws here than there are people

2) The serial killers here are deceptively polite

3) All they have to do to shut down the government here is have perrogies for lunch

4) Most people speak Hinglish--not canadian

5) World's most obsessive flossers

6) The people are very self effacing--for good reason

7) Canada is too far from the center of civilization ie Barcelona

A melting pot of surrealistic apathy glazed with putrid maple syrup

Hey anticon--

you are absolutely brilliant

you are a genius compared to that quarter wit politicalnick

I guess thats not saying much though
 
PoliticalNick
#157
Quote: Originally Posted by anticonView Post

8 more

1) There are more laws here than there are people

2) The serial killers here are deceptively polite

3) All they have to do to shut down the government here is have perrogies for lunch

4) Most people speak Hinglish--not canadian

5) World's most obsessive flossers

6) The people are very self effacing--for good reason

7) Canada is too far from the center of civilization ie Barcelona

A melting pot of surrealistic apathy glazed with putrid maple syrup

Hey anticon--

you are absolutely brilliant

you are a genius compared to that quarter wit politicalnick

I guess thats not saying much though

See post #163
 
anticon
#158
Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNickView Post

Ohh, owww, I'm so hurt and wounded....NOT!

And the top reason to emmigrate would be you and your innane, nonsensical posts.

you are hurt?
you are wounded?
I'm not sure

but what I DO know is that you cannot spell immigrate

emmigrate?

what the frackeronni?

"em"--from the latin " dorky canadian"

"mi" --ancient persian for "Nicky"

"grate" --swahili( northern dialect ) for " crap pants"

hey nick do your realize that your error has described yourself perfectly

"Nick the dorky canadian craps his pants"
 
PoliticalNick
#159
Quote: Originally Posted by anticonView Post

you are hurt?
you are wounded?
I'm not sure

but what I DO know is that you cannot spell immigrate

emmigrate?

what the frackeronni?

"em"--from the latin " dorky canadian"

"mi" --ancient persian for "Nicky"

"grate" --swahili( northern dialect ) for " crap pants"

hey nick do your realize that your error has described yourself perfectly

"Nick the dorky canadian craps his pants"


Hmmm, if I had any question about your lack of intelligence before you have certainly answered them all. Emigrate, opposite of immigrate - Emigrate | Define Emigrate at Dictionary.com (external - login to view)

But hey, keep up the insanity, we all like a good laugh and you are providing us with more humour than we have seen in a while. Don't go anywhere, at least not until I finish checking with all the asylums to see where you escaped from.
 
anticon
#160
I live in the asylum called Uncle Nick's boring brain
 
CDNBear
#161
Quote: Originally Posted by anticonView Post

Ok ..reasons

1) SCTV is a unitarian conspiracy

Nah, they were more of a socialitarian conspiracy.

Quote:

2) Harper seals are fake

And the blood was raspberry jam.

Quote:

3) The rcmp are totally gay

Nah, you're thinking of the lumberjacks, the RCMP, just sing backup.

Quote:

4) The avro arrow was actually a piece crap

Not really, but it's status certainly is a myth.
Quote:

5) Hamilton

No argument there.

Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNickView Post

And the top reason to emigrate would be you and your innane, nonsensical posts.

Funny you should say that.
 
gerryh
#162
Quote: Originally Posted by ferdin dianaView Post

please, can you help me!I'm a post graduate student and I need the answers for my question :What is NORTH?
I need only some info from people who will answer it (gender, age, profession, and they must be native Canadians)
Thanks so much


Post graduate eh........North is a point on a compass. An arbitrary direction.


Now tell me, how much is this asinine question costing the local taxpayers?
 
petros
#163
The north is a completely different Canada than south Canada. Lack of everything you take for granted and abudance of nature and peace pretty much sums it up. Socially speaking you can't have enemies because everyone relies on each other as a whole or you're all done for in a heartbeat.
 

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