DocDred, you're Fired!

DurkaDurka

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Dear Dr.Dred

This thread is to inform you that you have been fired from your duties as Goat Brothel-Cabana Boy.

The reason for your termination is as follows:
  • Gross Violation of employees
  • Theft of Intellectual Property ie: theft of Durka's Lonely Goat Planet Guide.
  • Harassment of customers and employees. ie: Secret Cams recording the Inter Species Erotica
  • Behaviour unbecoming of a social outcast
  • Lewd behavior in the presence with a goat
  • Injections of common cleaning products.


    Sincerely, DurkaDurka
    Goat Brothel Owner/Operator
 
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karrie

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lol... so does this mean you're taking applications for a new cabana boy?

I could recommend a few people I know of. Certain names spring readily to mind. Just let me know if you need a list of goat, um, herders, I know.
 

DurkaDurka

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I will be accepting new applications in the future. I might even let Doc re-apply, if he passes the humiliation interview.

Karrie, I would encourage you to apply, but you are busy with being a mod and all. Also, a goat brothel is no place for an upstanding lady like your self.
 

karrie

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I will be accepting new applications in the future. I might even let Doc re-apply, if he passes the humiliation interview.

Karrie, I would encourage you to apply, but you are busy with being a mod and all. Also, a goat brothel is no place for an upstanding lady like your self.

lol... no no, I was merely suggesting I pass on names. I don't like live goats. Now in stew on the other hand. lol.
 

DurkaDurka

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Blasphemy! Goats don't belong in stews silly, they serve higher purposes then being a part of the food chain.
 

DurkaDurka

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Karrie, the thing is, my business caters to all tastes... billy goats, momma goats.

I will make you a deal though, instead of having my goats converted into glue when they are worn out, I will fed-ex them to you in a Care Package.
 

Curiosity

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Can anyone apply?