Celebrity crush thread


JBeee
#1
.......Sally Field, that is....bone degeneration and all..

Whom in Hollywood, would you screw, on the flip of a dime?
 
RomSpaceKnight
#2
Raquel Welch
 
wallyj
#3
I have always wanted to bed those two little Japanese girls that live in a music box and sing to Godzilla and the other monsters. And Dorothy,but she has to get rid of that damn Toto.
 
triedit
#4
Christopher Walken or Mandy Patinkin
 
Toro
#5
My wife, if she lived in Hollywood.
 
YoungJoonKim
#6
I think Michael Moore is celebrity
 
wallyj
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by YoungJoonKimView Post

I think Michael Moore is celebrity

Please,please tell us that you misunderstood the question.
 
YoungJoonKim
#8
Err...I think I did
perhaps maybe not.
I'm not gay by the way...he..eh..he..
 
El Barto
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by ToroView Post

My wife, if she lived in Hollywood.

Umm Toro is she watching over your shoulder while your on line or was that a suckup ploy to have her do the lawn ....lol

I would love to say Jessica Alba but the was to annoy Karrie a while ago.
I like Avangelena Lily..freckles and all.......grrrrr
 
wallyj
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by YoungJoonKimView Post

Err...I think I did
perhaps maybe not.
I'm not gay by the way...he..eh..he..

You must have misunderstood because even if you are gay(not that there is anything wrong with that),Moore,a.k.a. the fat bastard,is one strange choice.
 
YoungJoonKim
#11
Well, I will just leave at that
I won't make argument here hehehe
 
Tonington
#12
Natalie Portman and of course Angelina Jolie.
 
karrie
#13
I'd have to say Julianne Moore, and/or Antonio Banderas. (and no, I didn't misunderstand the question... have you SEEN Julianne Moore?)
 
s_lone
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

Natalie Portman and of course Angelina Jolie.

I will enthusiastically second that!
 
El Barto
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by s_loneView Post

I will enthusiastically second that!

yup.....
 
Toro
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

Umm Toro is she watching over your shoulder while your on line or was that a suckup ploy to have her do the lawn ....lol

Originally, the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Who in Hollywood would you screw any day of the week?"

But if I weren't happily married

 
El Barto
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by ToroView Post

Originally, the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Who in Hollywood would you screw any day of the week?"

But if I weren't happily married

hubba hubba ok your right I'd do your wife too lol
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#18
Well what better place to try out my new fetish necrophilia....any of the dead ones that still have skin on em.
 
El Barto
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

Well what better place to try out my new fetish necrophilia....any of the dead ones that still have skin on em.

Oh Doc Dead....tsk tsk tsk
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

Oh Doc Dead....tsk tsk tsk

No it's dred...and trust me you should fear the religous theory that one day you will be me....there is a theory that we all take turns being one another.....fun wow...i want to be kieth richards..I've earned it afeter this trip....ya get the strongest body on the planet to defile and all the money and fame ya need to do it all proper like....
 
YoungJoonKim
#21
Is Pope John Paul II a celebrity?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by YoungJoonKimView Post

Is Pope John Paul II a celebrity?



nope .... he is dead and it's really hard to have sex with the corpse...
they feel it's not really the right thing to do ...they said i was missing the point.
 
Cosmo
#23
Angelina Jolie ... pant, drool. She has got to be the most gorgeous woman ever.

And, believe it or not, Johnny Depp. Daaayyammm!!! I'd even do him! You gotta be gayer than spring not to look at him and think "yowza!"

 
Dreadful Nonsense
#24
ah there's hope i see....i knew it!!!!
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#25
Would any chick really want to have a guy after you found out he put it into dead bodies...i mean this gives a whole new addage to the phrase"You have no idea where it's been have you?"
 
Cosmo
#26
roflmao ... Doc, if ya look like Johnny, there is hope! And who cares where it's been if ya look like that! Ya can always warsh it off.
 
eh1eh
#27
Nathalie Portman wants wants to drink and fight. She also wants to f**k all night. So she says here. I love Nathalie.

Nathalie Raps

 
Dreadful Nonsense
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by CosmoView Post

roflmao ... Doc, if ya look like Johnny, there is hope! And who cares where it's been if ya look like that! Ya can always warsh it off.


Here's johnny...oooops...puts it back in...i thought it was drafty!!!!


Note to forum guys....always beware of what a dyke a rooni o is gonno warsh it off with.....

lol cosmo...couldn't resist.....

the warsh it off had me in stitches....do you realize how many times in my life i have been asked to wash it first....
 
Cosmo
#29


Scuse me ... gotta go stock up on the BAM! and ammonia ... bwahahahahahahaha
 
Vereya
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by CosmoView Post

And, believe it or not, Johnny Depp. Daaayyammm!!! I'd even do him! You gotta be gayer than spring not to look at him and think "yowza!"

Yes, Cosmo, I'm with you here!!! He's just a dream! An absolutely indecent, erotic dream
 

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