When I was really little, I used to feed my sister poo. (It's disgusting I know).
When I was little I used to walk around in my dad's huge shoes with no clothes on except giant socks. I did this everyday, I don't know why.
I fed my sister plant food.
I thought that boys were most definitely another species, and there was no way that us girls, so perfect, could be related in any way to boys.
Not very funny I know.. I'm thinking though.