lefties come out of your closet


cortez
#1
who is left wing
who is chicken wing-- i mean right wing -- right wingers are the biggest chicken poopies ever-- hey wasnt hitler -- right wing



i cant keep track of all of yous wings so lets all come out of our scary closet where those dark monsters lurk and into the pure light of liberation day to declare or allegiance to the LEFT-- the LIBERAL LEFT THE LOONLY LEFT - to CASTRO and CHAVEZ and TOO and LENIN and CHE and the ANARCHIST left to CHOMSKY and to JESUS. but dont do it in a timid way being scared to enter the fray with the likes of IQ 20 pseudopatriots and pedanDICT monarchist cretins and imperialist thugs .. dont let these cowards spook you
hell I ate a right winger for lunch today and the best he could do was call me -- liberal---
they may be strong -- but SMELL isnt everthing

ok-- so who is your favorite leftie

SPICE IT UP
 
Sassylassie
#2
Help me Cortez I don't know what I am. I want a governent of the people that actually represents the majority of the people. I want accountability, and openness in government and I am tired of lobbiest and big business and industry dictating the rules and laws of this country. So what am I?
 
cortez
#3
you sassie are one of US
 
jimmoyer
#4
As Dexter Sinister informed us, his name is Latin
for Right Left.

Sinister being the latin word for left.

A person who is left-handed is more skillful with the left hand than with the right: a left-hander will probably use the left hand for tasks such as personal care, cooking, and so on. Writing is not as good an indicator of handedness as it might seem, because many people who are left-handed write with their right hand and use their left for everything else.

People who are left-handed are technically said to be sinistral, and left-handedness is sometimes referred to as sinistrality. Both words derive from sinister, the Latin word for “left”. This word in turn derives from sinus, the Latin word for “pocket” ... referring to the fact that the pocket in a Roman toga was on the left side, for the convenience of a right-handed wearer.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-handed (external - login to view)




And oh by the way, I'm a Chicken Hawk.
 
Sassylassie
#5
You mean I'm a lefty? Well I am left handed.
 
cortez
#6
come on now
dont go and try a pull a cortez by mocking my leftie righteous rampage
this is no time to be funny

ill have to decide for you

SASSIE- YES you are a leftie
you WALK like one -- anyway

JIMMOYER- you THINK you is a righty
but you have your doubts
with a little conditioning-- sassie could help
you could be trusted
 
jimmoyer
#7
No Sassylassie, you're SINISTER.
 
Sassylassie
#8
Dexter, sinister how?
 
jimmoyer
#9
eh ?

Not dexter.

Sinister.

You.
 
missile
#10
Naomi Klein, Michael Moore..just a couple of my favourite lefties
 
Sassylassie
#11
God that is twice tonight that I saw one's name and another name is written. Note to self: Have eyes checked.
 
Hank C
#12
Ok ok ill admit it...im a closet leftie

i feel so dang dirty
 
missile
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

God that is twice tonight that I saw one's name and another name is written. Note to self: Have eyes checked.

Warning: if you have them checked,don't lose the claim stub!
 
Toro
#14
I bat and shoot left.

But that's about it.
 
cortez
#15
toro
you disappoint me
your sense of humour is definately leftie
i dont get it

hey -- arent you really a canadian
dont deny your righteous caring heritage
 
Toro
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

hell I ate a right winger for lunch today

Going to ******* and chowing down on wings doesnt count, cortez

[img]http://www.*******.com/images/photos/2006-01-23/images/Montarray.jpg[/img]
Cortez at lunch today.
 
Toro
#17
See, that's pretty funny!
 
jimmoyer
#18
Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
 
cortez
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Hank C

Ok ok ill admit it...im a closet leftie

i feel so dang dirty

are you for real
ok-- that abortion signature you have
despite my leftie -- ultraleft-- leanings-- am paradoxically in agreement with it

im the only leftie i know that has quesey feelings about abortion..

no dont get me wrong -- i do believe in a womans right to choose-- im just not sure that its the right thing-- just dont know------

hell i hope im not becoming a right winger.....
 
Said1
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by Hank C

Ok ok ill admit it...im a closet leftie

i feel so dang dirty

 
Jay
#21
I'm a righty too....
 
cortez
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by Toro

See, that's pretty funny!

yeah that was very funny

and that likeness of me-- is far too kind

in real life i am but a hideous deformed socalist rat
no ******* hugs for the likes of me

so youre picture painfully shows what COULD have been had cortez not had that horrible accident as a child......

ps- you have evaded y question regarding the canadian issue--
come on --- at least pretend to care about your-- heritage
 
Jay
#23
I will vouch for Toro, he cares deeply for Canada.
 
cortez
#24
jay
what say toro hiself on the matter

and i dont believe you are really a righty
or youd be in that conservative lounge

you better convert
i can tell you you will lose
you know why......
because the devils is on our side
and their aint no god
SPOOKY.......
 
Jay
#25
Yes the devil is on your side, but fortunately for us righties...there is a God.
 
Toro
#26
Yes, yes, thank God for God.

Cortez

I'll put it this way. I was asking my co-workers if they needed any baseball tips last week.
 
cortez
#27
the strange thing about the devil is that he wants peace , justice, truth and all that stuff-- so it turns out he is the good guy-- hes gotten a bad wrap from the humans who wanted to screw their fellow humans with good conscience-- so they invented a god that pretended to stand for all of the above -- but actually subverted it-- very clever---
but the gig is up -- haha -we figured it out--
 
I think not
#28
ITN

Before 10 years old - no clue what he is
10 to 18 years old - Chasing left and right skirts as much as possible
18 to 21 years old - Hard Core Commie, chasing left skirts only
21 to 25 years old - So disgusted with the fringe left, turned righty
25 to 30 years old - Still chasing skirts irregardless of left or right
30 and over - Fence sitter, disgusted with the super duper moral fringe left that can't see past their own hypocrisy. Same for the right. Centrists of the world Unite!
 
Sassylassie
#29
ITN, I will join but I am not going to be dragging a cow to the grocery store as currency. I haven't gotton over the loss of my beloved pet Moo-moo. I will also not grow my own food, there are no seeds for potatoe chips.
 
Jay
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

the strange thing about the devil is that he wants peace , justice, truth and all that stuff-- so it turns out he is the good guy-- hes gotten a bad wrap from the humans who wanted to screw their fellow humans with good conscience-- so they invented a god that pretended to stand for all of the above -- but actually subverted it-- very clever---
but the gig is up -- haha -we figured it out--

We figured out the devil long ago and he serves his interests only, be it peace or war, truth or lie.
 

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