Should We Beat Our Women More Or less


missile
#1
I used to beat my wife up every day! I arose at 4:30 ,while she slept in until the girls went to school
 
Jay
#2
My wife beats me up. Sometimes I feel bad about it. Is that like some sort of abused husband syndrome?
 
peapod
#3
It would be foolish of you to continue with this conversation.

lorrine bobbit
 
TenPenny
#4
Beat UP or beat OFF?

I can never keep those two straight.
 
missile
#5
The first cut is the deepest,eh?
 
missile
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

My wife beats me up. Sometimes I feel bad about it. Is that like some sort of abused husband syndrome?

Only sometimes? You do have problems if you enjoy the "other times"
 
Jay
#7



I think come Saturday morning, I'm going to beat her up, make breakfast, and take the dog for a walk.
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#8
Two guys walk into a bar, and they both have black eyes. "How did you get your black eye?" asks the first guy.

"Well, it was really a Freudian slip. You see, I was walking through the park one day when I saw a woman with three beautiful children. I walked up to her to compliment her children, but when I tried to say, 'You have some lovely kiddies,' I accidentally said, 'You have some lovely titties. So she slapped me, and gave me this black eye. How about you, how did you get your black eye?"

"Well, I too had a Freudian slip. I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife of thirty-two years, and I tried to say, 'Would you please pass the Cornflakes?' but instead I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fu cking bitch.'"
 
peapod
#9
you bad bigh
 
Ten Packs
#10
All this talk these days about "battered women" - you can't get away from it!

Personally, I prefer mine sauteed, in a lot of butter - with Wild Rice on the side, and a nice Chardoney....



(Man, am I in for it NOW - I was KIDDING, okay?)
 
missile
#11
The "Hot Buttered" ones are a bit of allright,too
 
torontopokernetwork.com
#12
I prefer deep fried
 
Machjo
#13
Well, to answer the thread title, I suppose it would really depend on what the women wanted.
 
GL Schmitt
#14
As W. C. Fields enjoyed children, I prefer my women boiled.

The new Captain Morgan Original Spiced rum worlks well, I've found.
 

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