I used to beat my wife up every day! I arose at 4:30 ,while she slept in until the girls went to school :lol:
Should We Beat Our Women More Or less
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Re: RE: Should We Beat Our Women More Or less
Only sometimes? You do have problems if you enjoy the "other times"Jay said:
Two guys walk into a bar, and they both have black eyes. "How did you get your black eye?" asks the first guy.
"Well, it was really a Freudian slip. You see, I was walking through the park one day when I saw a woman with three beautiful children. I walked up to her to compliment her children, but when I tried to say, 'You have some lovely kiddies,' I accidentally said, 'You have some lovely titties. So she slapped me, and gave me this black eye. How about you, how did you get your black eye?"
"Well, I too had a Freudian slip. I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife of thirty-two years, and I tried to say, 'Would you please pass the Cornflakes?' but instead I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fu cking bitch.'"
"Well, it was really a Freudian slip. You see, I was walking through the park one day when I saw a woman with three beautiful children. I walked up to her to compliment her children, but when I tried to say, 'You have some lovely kiddies,' I accidentally said, 'You have some lovely titties. So she slapped me, and gave me this black eye. How about you, how did you get your black eye?"
"Well, I too had a Freudian slip. I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife of thirty-two years, and I tried to say, 'Would you please pass the Cornflakes?' but instead I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fu cking bitch.'"
All this talk these days about "battered women" - you can't get away from it!
Personally, I prefer mine sauteed, in a lot of butter - with Wild Rice on the side, and a nice Chardoney....
(Man, am I in for it NOW - I was KIDDING, okay?)
Personally, I prefer mine sauteed, in a lot of butter - with Wild Rice on the side, and a nice Chardoney....
(Man, am I in for it NOW - I was KIDDING, okay?)
As W. C. Fields enjoyed children, I prefer my women boiled.
The new Captain Morgan Original Spiced rum worlks well, I've found. :wink:
The new Captain Morgan Original Spiced rum worlks well, I've found. :wink: