This is what I would want.
oh my gawd, I was gonna say alive and well...
Funny thing is, I didn't even realize it was April 1st but perhaps my mind is playing tricks on me.I'm not sure April Fools is an excuse for being morbid.
I would rather my friends just drag my carcass out into the wilderness to feed the wild critters but some stupid law would probably get them put in jail for fulfilling my request.No headstone. Cremated and scattered. If my family wants to have a memorial service, so be it. Beyond my control.
Contacted an el cheapo funeral place and they will do the deed for under 2K. Less financial strain on the kinfolk, and the goulish, bloodsucking undertakers get sweet FA.............well the el cheapos do, but cain't control everything.