What would you want on your grave stone?

[Cliffy]

This is what I would want.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I already got mine picked out:

Statesman
Warrior
Scholar
Poet
Lover
Liar

 

[Johnnny]

Johnny, we loved him and hated him, but he was a good man

 

[SLM]

Vacancy.

 

[Christianna]

What headstone? I'm being cremated

 

[JLM]

This is what I would want.

I'm not sure April Fools is an excuse for being morbid.

 

[Sal]

Vacancy.

oh my gawd, I was gonna say alive and well...

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

"Still dead."

 

[WindWalker]

"Nothing to see here. Move along, move along."

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Please step closer. I can't quite reach you over there.

 

[Spade]

Jesus, is he really dead?

 

[Machjo]

'I tried.'

 

[SLM]

oh my gawd, I was gonna say alive and well...

My goodness! That would freak people out, thinking you're down there but alive!

That's kind of twisted....I like it.

Lol.

 

[petros]

"3 eggs any style"

 

[Liberalman]

The Best Liberal Ever

 

[Cliffy]

I'm not sure April Fools is an excuse for being morbid.

Funny thing is, I didn't even realize it was April 1st but perhaps my mind is playing tricks on me.

 

[Spade]

It is darker in here than the inside of an Aberdeen Angus.

 

[Nuggler]

No headstone. Cremated and scattered. If my family wants to have a memorial service, so be it. Beyond my control.

Contacted an el cheapo funeral place and they will do the deed for under 2K. Less financial strain on the kinfolk, and the goulish, bloodsucking undertakers get sweet FA.............well the el cheapos do, but cain't control everything.

 

[Cliffy]

No headstone. Cremated and scattered. If my family wants to have a memorial service, so be it. Beyond my control.

Contacted an el cheapo funeral place and they will do the deed for under 2K. Less financial strain on the kinfolk, and the goulish, bloodsucking undertakers get sweet FA.............well the el cheapos do, but cain't control everything.

I would rather my friends just drag my carcass out into the wilderness to feed the wild critters but some stupid law would probably get them put in jail for fulfilling my request.

 

[Spade]

Otherwise, you'd be a waste of good protein.