Does The Coast Guard Do Stuff Other Than Help Boaters?


SLM
#31
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

Meh, the wiz is just the wiz.

Nah, for me he crossed a line from 'mostly harmless/extremely hilarious' into 'get the F away from me you freak'.

Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Yeah, I miss him about as much as a dose of leprosy!

They have medication to treat leprosy.
 
Nuggler
+1
#32
Coast Guard should sink the meth/coke boats and machine gun the crew in the water............they would be, after all, trying to evade capture.

Does our Coast Guard carry guns?
 
petros
+1
#33
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

It wouldn't be Canadian weed if it wasn't helpful now would it?



Ok, fess up. You read his erotic e-story didn't you?

Lol.

It's medicinal for the environment, the physical body and the human spirit.


Read it? I've rewritten it into a Broadway musical. It was the only way to take the ulitimate in stupidity and make it even stupider.
 
captain morgan
+3
#34
Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

Does our Coast Guard carry guns?


Day-old Timbits and a really strong sling shot
 
SLM
#35
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Read it? I've rewritten it into a Broadway musical. It was the only way to take the ulitimate in stupidity and make it even stupider.

From what I've heard it's what it was born to be.

Will there be a chorus line?
 
petros
+1
#36
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

From what I've heard it's what it was born to be.

Will there be a chorus line?

Of chorus.
 
SLM
#37
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

Day-old Timbits and a really strong sling shot

Don't laugh, those things can be deadly!

Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Of chorus.

I see a Tony award in your future!
 
Tonington
#38
Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post


Does our Coast Guard carry guns?

Nope. Our Coast Guard is a civilian organization.
 
petros
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#39
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

I see a Tony award in your future!

But everyone is smarter than Tony.
 
SLM
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

But everyone is smarter than Tony.

Then you're a shoe in, you have him outwitted already. And that's no koincidence.
 
petros
+1
#41
A qonkwest!
 
taxslave
+1
#42
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

The same boats that come up for weed bring coke and meth to Canada. I'm glad they are there doing what they(Coast Guard) do. Coke and meth are nasty and the weed should be consumed domestically.

Weed id about the only export product we got left. All the idle rich are against exporting logs, coal, oil, gas.
 
petros
+1
#43
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

Weed id about the only export product we got left. All the idle rich are against exporting logs, coal, oil, gas.

If ignorance could be taxed.....
 
taxslave
+2
#44
Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

Coast Guard should sink the meth/coke boats and machine gun the crew in the water............they would be, after all, trying to evade capture.

Does our Coast Guard carry guns?

Course not. Then they would have to get danger pay. After all this is the kinder gentler Canadian Coast Guard not the US Coast Guard. Bad enough that the clam cops carry hand guns.
 
petros
+2
#45
The Canadian Coast Guard has non-itchy blankets and marshmallows and real creme in their hot cocoa.
 
Nuggler
+2
#46
You sure know how to pluck the heart strings, Petros. Ain't had no marshmallows or coca since our last Cub scout camp out........Believe I was 8 at the time. Fella put his tent too close to the fire, and it went up like a rocket. Luckily he wasn't in it at the time.

Den leader just about had a stroke, and we had to do two head counts..............just to be sure.

Funny how marshmallows "stick" in yer mind, eh............and burning tents.

fun times.
 
taxslave
#47
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

The Canadian Coast Guard has non-itchy blankets and marshmallows and real creme in their hot cocoa.

But no money in the budget for fuel.
 
SLM
#48
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

If ignorance could be taxed.....

We'd have a budget surplus every damn year!

Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

Course not. Then they would have to get danger pay. After all this is the kinder gentler Canadian Coast Guard not the US Coast Guard. Bad enough that the clam cops carry hand guns.

Yeah nothing dangerous out on the ocean. Besides if Dexter has his way, Wizard will be calling them.

Gotta compensate the guys for that.

Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

You sure know how to pluck the heart strings, Petros. Ain't had no marshmallows or coca since our last Cub scout camp out........Believe I was 8 at the time. Fella put his tent too close to the fire, and it went up like a rocket. Luckily he wasn't in it at the time.

Den leader just about had a stroke, and we had to do two head counts..............just to be sure.

Funny how marshmallows "stick" in yer mind, eh............and burning tents.

fun times.

Ah yes, the time I almost burned to death. Good times indeed!
 
Liberalman
+1
#49
They like to lay buoys.
 
petros
#50
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

But no money in the budget for fuel.

They could always sail or burn whale fat.
 
taxslave
#51
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

They could always sail or burn whale fat.

They don't know how to sail. Don't go out in storms either.
 

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