I remember we saw a performance of ‘The Gondoliers’ (a Gilbert and Sullivan opera) at the Stratford Festival (to those not from Ontario, we have Stratford Festival every year, in a town called Stratford, situated on a river called Avon) a few years ago.
In that they had changed the lyrics of one song completely and turned it into a song about Trudeau (a high compliment indeed). The music was the same as the original song, and they kept many words the same (e.g. the original song had the same first four lines).
But here is the song about Pierre Trudeau. Enjoy.
There lived a king as I have been told
In wonder working days of old
When hearts were twice as good as gold
And twenty times as mellow
Charisma triumphed in his face
Though arrogant he found a place
For all the loving human race
And every voting fellow
When new elections gave him pause
He fought for every upright cause
And promised to reform the laws
For most of them were shoddy
Most franchised voters changed their hats
The Tories and New Democrats
Were blinded by his smart cravat
And his brilliant education
His new regime had sunlit days
Society was just they say
And all rushed off without delay
For his coronation
New roads were built, construction spread
The state was banished form the bed
And paradise lay just ahead
Or so said all his minions
As years went by his charms went down
His smile replaced by shrug and frown
Still he kept his golden crown
With the help of eastern voters
Recessions came, depressions went
Interest rates rose nineteen percent
And scandals racked his government
But still he retained promoters
Some said they thought he would hear the call
To quit his throne for Montreal
Yet he stood fast, withstood them all
Surprising everybody
The end is easily foretold
When every novelty grows old
All that glitters is not gold
It’s the same old story
When party leaders promise much
You should suspect their friendly touch
And don’t forget your treat is Dutch
It all costs everybody
In short whatever king you see
Be sure to trace his family tree
For Prime Ministers are bourgeoisie
And just like anybody
Now that is plain as plain can be
To this conclusion you will agree
That Prime ministers are bourgeoisie
And just like anybody