... trigger connected to the doorknob with a string?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah that string deal made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MHZ was probably wild to make sure nobody stole his Goats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it explains why MHz came to Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too much random gunfire in the old sod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And speaking of dangerous Goats- some years back I spotted a news article out of India............................
Some old guy had a fruit tree in his yard and the monkeys used it raid it before dawn- stealing all the fruit the old guy was so fond of before he could gt to it!!!!!!!!
So he got a shot gun and kept it loaded by the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And one morning he heard branches crackling and figured the monkeys were stealing fruit again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So he grabbed the gun and ran outside and in the gloom- he spotted a figure in the tree- took aim and pulled the trigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blasted that monkey right out of the tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But when the sun came up and visibility improved- the "monkey" turned out to be his WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which brings up certain awkward questions such as: how wizened and ugly must she have been to be mistaken for a monkey??????
And maybe there ought to be an eye test done before you go shooting up the neighbourhood??????????????????????
And what sort of civil rights do women have in such a place- where an elderly woman has to SNEAK OUT and climb a tree before dawn if she wants a piece of fruit????????????????????