Uhh... I know this will probably be interpreted as bad, but...
How do I explain this without offending le PCs...
I wrap in fur, up to and including seal boots, the best for slush, in order to deal with winter. That species of seal is not in danger, and... maybe they eat too many baby cod... I was just thinking... and... if anyone wants to get weird about things how would you like it if I genetically modified cats and dogs to have nice furs?
I see no justification.other than if the crown can see that offense as not being justified by the paint-tossers never eating MacDonalds.
For some weird reason I'm not affected by advertizing, which is not something to gloat about before Madison avenue... you know how sometimes you just have to keep things personal about but...
Here's something I *can* tell *only* you guys, which I *cannot* explain logically to Americans, which is.. although you will probably get it ... but... me... as the pencil neck science geek who had to develop evasion techniques to avoid getting beat up ... is now walking into the most red-neck bars wearing this:
It's impossible to explain the effect. Canadian business is booming in the US. In the northern states they're hating Canadians while advertizing for their money. Can you imagine a sane metal-bending and fabricating Montreal operation setting up in Montana? I know it's weird, but for them , it might have been an honest Montreal business trying to find some honest ground to work on.
Anyway... when old enough, I'm going to do the ones with the legs, and when I'm seriously senior, I'm going to do the ones with the full drop-down cape.