Rights Group Calls for Cheney Arrest-in Vancouver

[DurkaDurka]

Wasn't there a fatwa put out on him for writing "the Satanic Verses" back in the '90's?

Yeah, Iran at it's finest.

 

[captain morgan]

Indict Mohammed!

Damn! I'd just about forgotten about the Internets Lawyer....

(Your honor, if it please the court, I now call Virgin # 53 to the stand to act as witness for Mohammed in confirming his whereabouts on the night of January, 12, 2008...)

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Indict Mohammed!

Now there's a bloody impossibility. I mean here's a prophet that we can't make out of chocolate, can't put in cartoons, because if we do we'll get our house burned down or our head lopped, but for some damned reason everyone who follows him gets to name themselves after him --dress like him, grow a beard like him, look like him.

We wouldn't have a big enough jail to indict all the look-a-likes and sort out who the real prophet is.

Oh wait a minute.

I forgot.

He's not real.

 

[petros]

Wasn't there a fatwa put out on him for writing "the Satanic Verses" back in the '90's?

Shahids get 72 virgins but Rushdie gets a fatwa? Is that Arabic for fat chick?

 

[captain morgan]

Yeah, Iran at it's finest.

You mean this Iran?

A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) [1982] - YouTube

Come to think of it, the guy in the red shirt kinda reminds me of Allan (peat be a-fun hymn)

 

[DurkaDurka]

You mean this Iran?

A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) [1982] - YouTube

Come to think of it, the guy in the red shirt kinda reminds me of Allan (peat be a-fun hymn)

haha, flock of seagulls. Thanks for the time travel back to the 80's

 

[captain morgan]

Shahids get 72 virgins but Rushdie gets a fatwa? Is that Arabic for fat chick?

To be honest, I thought that a fatwa was kind like a donair..

 

[DurkaDurka]

Now there's a bloody impossibility. I mean here's a prophet that we can't make out of chocolate, can't put in cartoons, because if we do we'll get our house burned down or our head lopped, but for some damned reason everyone who follows him gets to name themselves after him --dress like him, grow a beard like him, look like him.

We wouldn't have a big enough jail to indict all the look-a-likes and sort out who the real prophet is.

Oh wait a minute.

I forgot.

He's not real.

Dude, you would lose your head in Saudi for saying such a thing, since when did ghosts get such legal protections?

 

[captain morgan]

haha, flock of seagulls. Thanks for the time travel back to the 80's

A chilling reminder of skinny leather ties and big hair, eh?

 

[DurkaDurka]

To be honest, I thought that a fatwa was kind like a donair..

I like a bit of humus with my fatwas, with some ground jihad on top.

 

[petros]

To be honest, I thought that a fatwa was kind like a donair..

I like donairs. Too bad you can't get them with ham..

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

A chilling reminder of skinner leather ties and big hair, eh?

And don't forget Joan Crawford shoulder pads.

 

[DurkaDurka]

And don't forget Joan Crawford shoulder pads.

You're going way back dude, she's as old as Mohammed I think, maybe she banged him or gave him a good rim job.

 

[petros]

Christina!!!! Mommy's home!!!

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

You're going way back dude, she's as old as Mohammed I think, maybe she banged him or gave him a good rim job.

You don't remember chicks wearing shoulder pads in the 80's? Were you always wasted Durka?

 

[DurkaDurka]

Damn! I'd just about forgotten about the Internets Lawyer....

(Your honor, if it please the court, I now call Virgin # 53 to the stand to act as witness for Mohammed in confirming his whereabouts on the night of January, 12, 2008...)

"That's right your honour, on the night in question, I was having sexy times with Muhammed in a porta toilet on Hastings Avenue in Vancouver, and no, he wasn't circumcised."

You don't remember chicks wearing shoulder pads in the 80's? Were you always wasted Durka?

I remember, just not as vividly as you, Mark. 8O I was too young at that point to marvel at all the excessive pubic hair and shoulder pads woman sported. :lol:

 

[petros]

You don't remember chicks wearing shoulder pads in the 80's? Were you always wasted Durka?

Joan Crawford-Blue Oyster Cult(Studio Version) - YouTube

 

[DurkaDurka]

That has to be a tranny...

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

"I remember, just not as vividly as you, Mark. 8O I was too young at that point to marvel at all the excessive pubic hair and shoulder pads woman sported. :lol:

I am still reeling over the excess pubic hair. In fact I am still cough some up. It's like asbestos man.

 

[DurkaDurka]

I am still reeling over the excess pubic hair. In fact I am still cough some up. It's like asbestos man.

HAHAHAHAHA, you're wearing it now dude!