Let's Bring Back the Old Gods!

Northboy
#151
Just call me dad.
 
AnnaG
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#152
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

I think He is always listening, but doesn't always answer in ways we understand.

I don't think any of them listen. Probably too busy picking lint out of godly navels or contemplating toejam.
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PS to Anna,
just waxed the floors while the wife was out; does Les ever give you a waxing?

Actually, a friend helps. I'm pretty hairless (except for my noggin, of course. Still lots there).
 
AnnaG
#153
Quote: Originally Posted by NorthboyView Post

Personifications. The words have meaning, they have power, available to everybody.

For example, Reset.

Start the Bible from the beginning and think Banking....

I'll pass, thanks. I'm seeking fun and pleasure, not confusion and boredom.
 
AnnaG
#154
Quote: Originally Posted by NorthboyView Post

Its just an exercise in thinking.

Some people sure have flabby brains. lol
 
AnnaG
#155
Quote: Originally Posted by NorthboyView Post

Just call me dad.

Nope. Got one already.
 
Spade
#156
Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

I'll pass, thanks. I'm seeking fun and pleasure, not confusion and boredom.

You find "Northboy as Gawd" boring. As for me, dusting is boring!
 
AnnaG
#157
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

You find "Northboy as Gawd" boring. As for me, dusting is boring!

I wonder if he looks like George Burns.
 
Northboy
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#158
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

You find "Northboy as Gawd" boring. As for me, dusting is boring!

No, I want freedom for my children, so that I can watch them grow....

You guys keep forgetting about that little voice in your head that tells you I am Right.

That's the holy spirit. Don't ever forget about the Spirit.
 
Spade
#159
Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

I wonder if he looks like George Burns.

Or Morgan Freeman?
 
AnnaG
#160
Quote: Originally Posted by NorthboyView Post

No, I want freedom for my children, so that I can watch them grow....

You guys keep forgetting about that little voice in your head that tells you I am Right.

That's the holy spirit. Don't ever forget about the Spirit.

Voices in heads? I think you're referring to Son of Sam.
 
Northboy
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#161
Quote: Originally Posted by FiveParadoxView Post

I think that there is merit in believing in whatever you’d like to believe in — as far as I am concerned, the power with each and every god or goddess (or God, or the Lord, or whatever or Whomever else) is within their metaphors and the teachings brought forward through Their stories. Does it matter if they’re “real”, if the end-result (i.e., the teaching of morals and the difference between good and evil, and et cetera) was a success? I myself have a rather complicated belief system (with a bit of lore from so many different sources), which is completely and entirely independent of my loyalty to Her Majesty The Queen of Canada, and Her Majesty’s heirs and successors.
My respect for the monarchy is not one of Christian faith, but one of a deep and profound respect for the constitutional relationship between The Sovereign and the Canadian people, and a sincere appreciation for the fantastic work done on a day-to-day basis by The Royal Family of Canada to better the world around them. It has nothing to do with inherited titles, and everything to do with the best possible system to provide peace, order and good government for Canadians.
Is it so difficult to believe that there are those who think that constitutional monarchy is the best system of representative-democratic government?

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You understand the pretext of War is a lack of earnest debate, Right?

Let the debate begin, but not in the marketplace, thankyou.
 
darkbeaver
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#162
Quote: Originally Posted by selinView Post

old gods got older
believe in new one-only one, of course , more of them can matter more
don't believe in god of everyone
believe in your god
it is easy to find the god when you start to train brains.

The old gods got stable orbits. Mars Venus Jupiter Saturn Mercury all of them are still our real physical gods.
 
gopher
#163
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

Did you misspell "Goddess" or "Good ass"?


Touche'!!
 
Spade
#164
Quote: Originally Posted by NorthboyView Post

You understand the pretext of War is a lack of earnest debate, Right?

Let the debate begin, but not in the marketplace, thankyou.

Ahhh, you are e-t by a different name.
 
Cliffy
#165
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

Ahhh, you are e-t by a different name.

Spade - whassa e-t? (Do you have insomnia too?)
 
Spade
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#166
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Spade - whassa e-t? (Do you have insomnia too?)

e-t was a poster on canada.com who was a bit out there.
PS
Had to pee!
 
Cliffy
#167
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

e-t was a poster on canada.com who was a bit out there.
PS
Had to pee!

Ya, I remember, vaguely. Damn half-heimer's!
 
Spade
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#168
Time to resurrect the old gods once again. It appears CC is infested with new believers!
 
In Between Man
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#169
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

Time to resurrect the old gods once again. It appears CC is infested with new believers!

Really? Who?

Bringing back the old gods is nothing new. What do you think the occult and new age is all about? The only reason why anyone would even suggest bringing back the old gods is because truly they revel thumbing their nose at the real God. It's an attitude of rebellion and pride.
 
Spade
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#170
Quote: Originally Posted by alleywayzalwayzView Post

Really? Who?

Bringing back the old gods is nothing new. What do you think the occult and new age is all about? The only reason why anyone would even suggest bringing back the old gods is because truly they revel thumbing their nose at the real God. It's an attitude of rebellion and pride.

Ahhh, Alleywayzalwayz
You still have not answered my question. In the religion you profess, what does it teach about a child, say born to Hindu parents, and who dies without becoming a "Christian." Does that child go to "heaven"? Yes or no?
 
In Between Man
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#171
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

Ahhh, Alleywayzalwayz
You still have not answered my question. In the religion you profess, what does it teach about a child, say born to Hindu parents, and who dies without becoming a "Christian." Does that child go to "heaven"? Yes or no?

The problem with questions like these, and everyone has them: How can God really send anyone to hell to suffer forever and ever? What type of loving God is that? is that unless you can understand at least the basic characteristics of God, you won't get anywhere close to answering questions like these.

However, your particular question is rather easy to answer,, because God would never send a child to hell. Otherwise, why not send the murdered unborn to hell? There parents were liberal freaks, and they didn't get to live their lives to the fullest. Similar circumstances...

Back to the real questions, how could God send Spade to hell? Even though you've lived a full life, sinned, rebelled, and had your chance to seek redemption, you're still fallible, right? How can a just God do that?

The only way to answer this is to either learn God's character and ask him, or wait until Judgment Day. My preference would be that all you God haters will another chance on that day, but hey, that's only my preference.
 
talloola
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#172
wouldn't old gods be all wrinkly and smelly with bad
breath, I think it should be like cars, a new model
every year, keep them young and handsome and in style.
 
Cliffy
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#173
A just god would not stifle us with rules and threats of eternal damnation. A just god would encourage his creation to explore the great possibilities of their minds without restrictions. The god of the bible is a despot of human creation and has no validity in the real world. If your god is so insecure that it requires constant praise and adulation, then it is no god at all.
 
petros
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#174
To hell with gods. It's time we started to worship a smokin' hot goddess.
 
Cliffy
#175
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

To hell with gods. It's time we started to worship a smokin' hot goddess.

There are a couple of young ladies in this town that I could worship.
 
Spade
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#176
Quote: Originally Posted by alleywayzalwayzView Post

The problem with questions like these, and everyone has them: How can God really send anyone to hell to suffer forever and ever? What type of loving God is that? is that unless you can understand at least the basic characteristics of God, you won't get anywhere close to answering questions like these.

However, your particular question is rather easy to answer,, because God would never send a child to hell. Otherwise, why not send the murdered unborn to hell? There parents were liberal freaks, and they didn't get to live their lives to the fullest. Similar circumstances...

Back to the real questions, how could God send Spade to hell? Even though you've lived a full life, sinned, rebelled, and had your chance to seek redemption, you're still fallible, right? How can a just God do that?

The only way to answer this is to either learn God's character and ask him, or wait until Judgment Day. My preference would be that all you God haters will another chance on that day, but hey, that's only my preference.

I am glad to see you do not adhere to the tenets of your fundamentalist brethern.

Q2: Do those children go to heaven according to your beliefs?
 

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