Market humour

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When things beyond your control take a turn for the worse, sometimes the only thing you can do is find a way to grin and bear it. So send us the jokes you've heard about money, the financial markets and the economy (keep 'em clean, please), and we'll post the best ones here so that people can share a free smile.

Here are a couple of examples to get you rolling.

- With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to come away with a small fortune?
Invest a large one.

- What's the difference between a stock broker and a pigeon?

A pigeon is still able to make a deposit on a new Lexus.

- What's the definition of optimism?
An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening.

Send us your market place humour.



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