Is the English Language being bastardized?


lone wolf
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#31
If Sudbury gets "put on the map" a few more times, we'll name the planet after it....
 
The Old Medic
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English began as a "bastardized" language, and it will always be one. That is is strength, unlike many other languages, it is infinitely changeable.

It is primarily based on Germanic languages, Romance languages and a smattering of Celtic, and other languages. But, it has added words from virtually every language known to mankind over the years.

There is NO other language on earth that can be so horribly mangled, yet still be comprehensible.

The classic example is of the Old West, when a Chinese laundryman said, "No tickee, no shirtee"! The words are not even words, but the meaning is still VERY clear.

That is EXACTLY why English is THE International language today. Unlike French, which is highly UNadaptable, you can adjust, massage and otherwise utilize English to get the message across.

Thank God for the English language, and just how wonderfully flexible it is.
 
WLDB
#33
WTF sup with dat?

I can't stand internet/texting slang.
 
Machjo
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Quote: Originally Posted by The Old MedicView Post

English began as a "bastardized" language, and it will always be one. That is is strength, unlike many other languages, it is infinitely changeable.

It is primarily based on Germanic languages, Romance languages and a smattering of Celtic, and other languages. But, it has added words from virtually every language known to mankind over the years.

There is NO other language on earth that can be so horribly mangled, yet still be comprehensible.

The classic example is of the Old West, when a Chinese laundryman said, "No tickee, no shirtee"! The words are not even words, but the meaning is still VERY clear.

That is EXACTLY why English is THE International language today. Unlike French, which is highly UNadaptable, you can adjust, massage and otherwise utilize English to get the message across.

Thank God for the English language, and just how wonderfully flexible it is.

Really?
 
Mowich
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Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

In school (110 years ago) we were taught when there is a choice of using two words with the same meaning, use the shorter one!

Agreed, JLM.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by The Old MedicView Post

English began as a "bastardized" language, and it will always be one. That is is strength, unlike many other languages, it is infinitely changeable.

It is primarily based on Germanic languages, Romance languages and a smattering of Celtic, and other languages. But, it has added words from virtually every language known to mankind over the years.

There is NO other language on earth that can be so horribly mangled, yet still be comprehensible.

The classic example is of the Old West, when a Chinese laundryman said, "No tickee, no shirtee"! The words are not even words, but the meaning is still VERY clear.

That is EXACTLY why English is THE International language today. Unlike French, which is highly UNadaptable, you can adjust, massage and otherwise utilize English to get the message across.

Thank God for the English language, and just how wonderfully flexible it is.

I heard "no tickee no washee"

Quote: Originally Posted by WLDBView Post

WTF sup with dat?

I can't stand internet/texting slang.

I can accept the texting lingo, after all you are just using a form of shorthand to make the process more functional.
 
TenPenny
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Quote: Originally Posted by The Old MedicView Post


The classic example is of the Old West, when a Chinese laundryman said, "No tickee, no shirtee"! The words are not even words, but the meaning is still VERY clear.

I'm pretty sure that 'no' is a word.
 
dumpthemonarchy
#38
A growing medium can be water. Not everything is grown in soil. I think, like, it's totally good, like. You know.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by dumpthemonarchyView Post

A growing medium can be water. Not everything is grown in soil. I think, like, it's totally good, like. You know.

And if the "growing medium" was water, why the f**k wouldn't you just say "water"?
 
dumpthemonarchy
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Because you may be looking at several options to grow some plant. All vegetable are plants, but not all plants are vegetables.

Sometimes longer words are bafflegab/jargon, sometimes they display more choices than the obvious. Like hydroponics. And a "nutrient solution" may be neither hydroponics nor soil.
 
darkbeaver
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D. B. Eaver LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION MADE EASY 78 pages big prnt
 
Nuggler
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Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Beside the point, when they are using soil why the not say "soil"? That's almost as bad as the "preowned car salesman"!


who the hell would want a preowned car salesman?? Slavery is illegal in Canuckistan. Wouldn't get much work out of a car salesman, preowned or tutherwise, anyhow.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

who the hell would want a preowned car salesman?? Slavery is illegal in Canuckistan. Wouldn't get much work out of a car salesman, preowned or tutherwise, anyhow.

 
dumpthemonarchy
#44
Pre-owned may mean the salesman was owned, but not owned any more. He's now free.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by dumpthemonarchyView Post

Pre-owned may mean the salesman was owned, but not owned any more. He's now free.

It COULD mean that but it may NOT mean that.
 
dumpthemonarchy
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Free but not cheap.
 
Vaessen
#47
English stayed the same for years because of the King James bible. It's fallen off and so now the language evolves faster than it normally would. I don't know if it's good or bad. I don't really care except for how things are translated now. It changes that. That can be an issue.
 
Ron in Regina
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Quote: Originally Posted by dumpthemonarchyView Post

Pre-owned may mean the salesman was owned, but not owned any more. He's now free.


A previous occupation I was in used the term "previously enjoyed" instead of
"pre-owned" or "used."
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

A previous occupation I was in used the term "previously enjoyed" instead of
"pre-owned" or "used."

I like that. I was previously enjoyed...

but now, sorrowfully ignored.

Waaaaa!!!
 
Ron in Regina
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I like that. I was previously enjoyed...

but now, sorrowfully ignored.

Waaaaa!!!


It was the rental industry. Rent-to-Own, etc....poor term when dealing with beds.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

A previous occupation I was in used the term "previously enjoyed" instead of
"pre-owned" or "used."

Pretty unethical considering it may have been a previous headache!
 
Cannuck
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

A previous occupation I was in used the term "previously enjoyed" instead of
"pre-owned" or "used."

Pre-owned is the term we use for wastewater/sewage. When somebody's sewer backs up into their basement, we call it off site storage.
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

Pre-owned is the term we use for wastewater/sewage. When somebody's sewer backs up into their basement, we call it off site storage.

I liked that septic tanker that had "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" written on the back.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I liked that septic tanker that had "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" written on the back.

Yesterday's Big Macs might also be appropriate!
 
VanIsle
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

A previous occupation I was in used the term "previously enjoyed" instead of
"pre-owned" or "used."

Just as places ask for your "gently used" items for donation! I guess it's the nicer way of saying - don't bring us your crap!
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by VanIsleView Post

Just as places ask for your "gently used" items for donation! I guess it's the nicer way of saying - don't bring us your crap!

Not to mention 50 varieties of "challenged".
 
dumpthemonarchy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

A previous occupation I was in used the term "previously enjoyed" instead of
"pre-owned" or "used."

It's funny, and some people sort of buy it. If it's not a total wreck I suppose. But pre-owned is what they often use instead of used by used car dealers.
Last edited by dumpthemonarchy; Nov 2nd, 2011 at 01:08 AM..
 
levanty
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#58
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Not to mention 50 varieties of "challenged".

What kid ever "gently uses" his toys? What kid really cares (as long as it works).?
I collect Fisher Price toys and once dropped off a box of "well played with" toys at the children's hospital.
The wooden ones never break -unless of course, you provide the child with a saw, hammer and nails as well!
It's quite sad how these wonderful wooden toys - never got there. I just sell them now.
We recycle boxes here at work but they call them "previously loved".
In that context, I guess I've recycled a few people as well. :P
 
JLM
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I just heard a beauty (repeated five or six times) on C.B.C. radio this morning. A woman was talking about restoring an old cemetary and trying to locate the old graves and was explaining how equipment was being brought in to determine where people were "interned".

Another one you see quite often is "mute" for the word "moot".
 
talloola
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Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

who the hell would want a preowned car salesman?? Slavery is illegal in Canuckistan. Wouldn't get much work out of a car salesman, preowned or tutherwise, anyhow.

and I don't want my slaves always lying.
 

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