You've had your car broken into for canadian tire money lying on the dash board.
You've had your car broken into, and stolen.
You've had something stolen in the 60 seconds you turned your back on it.
You've had something stolen in the 10 seconds it's taken for you to read this far
One house on your block has fogged up windows and lots of birds sitting on the roof and you exactly know why
You know that Surrey England is also right across the river from Westminster.
You remind other people that Vancouver is the gateway to Surrey
You can buy drugs at gateway station
You know that annoying kid doesn't live in White Rock, he/she lives in South Surrey
You know that Fleetwood, Whalley, Guildford, Newton, Cloverdale, and South Surrey are ONE city
You know "Pattullo" rhymes with "Nuttella"
You know that April 13th is Vaisakhi either because you've been to the parade or you know the roads will be closed in Newton.
Dianne Watts is your role model as the first female mayor of Surrey
When you defend surrey when others make fun of it but you almost completely agree with them
When you have a friend named g-unit
When you can swear and greet people in punjabi regardless of your background
When you've introduced yourself outside of Canada, and been asked "Is it true what they say about those girls"
When you know why diwali is celebrated
You've been to a birthday at Stardust
You're not afraid of terrorism when you see a Hazardous Materials team, you're afraid your bike will get stolen as the street price of meth goes up
Don't get me wrong, I love Surrey. I live here on purpose. There is nothing like seeing the world's different ethnic groups all on your street. Or trying to decide which restaurant to go to Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese, Afghani, Indian, Pakistani, Greek, Italian, Philipean and there all within walking distance!
You've had your car broken into, and stolen.
You've had something stolen in the 60 seconds you turned your back on it.
You've had something stolen in the 10 seconds it's taken for you to read this far
One house on your block has fogged up windows and lots of birds sitting on the roof and you exactly know why
You know that Surrey England is also right across the river from Westminster.
You remind other people that Vancouver is the gateway to Surrey
You can buy drugs at gateway station
You know that annoying kid doesn't live in White Rock, he/she lives in South Surrey
You know that Fleetwood, Whalley, Guildford, Newton, Cloverdale, and South Surrey are ONE city
You know "Pattullo" rhymes with "Nuttella"
You know that April 13th is Vaisakhi either because you've been to the parade or you know the roads will be closed in Newton.
Dianne Watts is your role model as the first female mayor of Surrey
When you defend surrey when others make fun of it but you almost completely agree with them
When you have a friend named g-unit
When you can swear and greet people in punjabi regardless of your background
When you've introduced yourself outside of Canada, and been asked "Is it true what they say about those girls"
When you know why diwali is celebrated
You've been to a birthday at Stardust
You're not afraid of terrorism when you see a Hazardous Materials team, you're afraid your bike will get stolen as the street price of meth goes up
Don't get me wrong, I love Surrey. I live here on purpose. There is nothing like seeing the world's different ethnic groups all on your street. Or trying to decide which restaurant to go to Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese, Afghani, Indian, Pakistani, Greek, Italian, Philipean and there all within walking distance!