You are an Inventor...

[Chiliagon]

ok now this is totally fantasy

but to make it a little realistic, there are only two things you CANNOT invent:

1. a Time Machine

2. the Ultimate Weapon

as well all know you can't mess with the temporal timeline and why would you want to kill people?? unless you were the Taliban or Al Qaeda

So.. what would you invent?

 

[s_lone]

I'd invent some sort of spaceship which would let travel through the ocean of space at any damn speed I want.

Screw you laws of physics!

But somehow I have a feeling a real physics expert could manage to prove that my spaceship actually is a time machine if it can go faster than the speed of light...

 

[Chiliagon]

I believe that someone will invent a way to make Gravity a non issue.

they'll use this to improve cars and actually have hovering or flying cars some day.

they need a fuel source that is infinite

 

[Dingus]

I believe that someone will invent a way to make Gravity a non issue.

they'll use this to improve cars and actually have hovering or flying cars some day.

they need a fuel source that is infinite

Hell. Have you read my novel?

I would invent a health pill for the elderly and infirm. It wouldn't make them live longer, but would give them a better quality of life for the time they have left.

 

[Chiliagon]

live longer! 125 min

 

[Dingus]

I;ve found way. Give up sex, drink, smoking and partying. (actually this doesn't make you live longer ot justs FEELS longer). :wav:

 

[Bcool]

Hell. Have you read my novel?

I would invent a health pill for the elderly and infirm. It wouldn't make them live longer, but would give them a better quality of life for the time they have left.

Novel? Tell us more Dingus. :read2:

And why a pill? We wrinklies still like that liquid stuff that comes in bottles and makes you feel soooo happy. :happy7: The health pill idea is a nice, kind invention though.

Um... I'd invent a mechanical heavy duty arm that one could attach to the roof of one's car/van/truck. It would be capable of picking up a slow moving car, annoyingly just ahead of you blocking traffic, from the passing lane on freeways and easing it overhead while one is still driving at the correct ::koff:: speed; a de-energizing laser/ray would kill the engine on the vehicle while it's in the air; a very large suction cup would be fixed by a smaller extension arm onto the offending vehicle's rooftop to which would be attached a packaged parachute, flashing red and blue LED lights, air horns, duck calls and sirens, all without off switches. The mechanical arm would then slingshot the offending vehicle way up and back onto a grassy meridian or someone's manicured front lawn, whichever would be the most embarrassing and costly to offending vehicle's driver, direction and safe landing site being managed by one's mp3 player; the parachute providing a safe, slow, soft, extremely conspicuous landing, being made of day-glo fluorescent pink & purple pebble popping parcel packing plastic. Traffic problem solved.

:idea: OTOH, the hover car sounds even better now.

 

[Dingus]

Novel? Tell us more Dingus. :read2:

And why a pill? We wrinklies still like that liquid stuff that comes in bottles and makes you feel soooo happy. :happy7: The health pill idea is a nice, kind invention though.

Um... I'd invent a mechanical heavy duty arm that one could attach to the roof of one's car/van/truck. It would be capable of picking up a slow moving car, annoyingly just ahead of you blocking traffic, from the passing lane on freeways and easing it overhead while one is still driving at the correct ::koff:: speed; a de-energizing laser/ray would kill the engine on the vehicle while it's in the air; a very large suction cup would be fixed by a smaller extension arm onto the offending vehicle's rooftop to which would be attached a packaged parachute, flashing red and blue LED lights, air horns, duck calls and sirens, all without off switches. The mechanical arm would then slingshot the offending vehicle way up and back onto a grassy meridian or someone's manicured front lawn, whichever would be the most embarrassing and costly to offending vehicle's driver, direction and safe landing site being managed by one's mp3 player; the parachute providing a safe, slow, soft, extremely conspicuous landing, being made of day-glo fluorescent pink & purple pebble popping parcel packing plastic. Traffic problem solved.

:idea: OTOH, the hover car sounds even better now.

I dont want to be accused of spamming so will send you a pm.