Yet another crybaby douchebag calls 9-1-1

[Locutus]

Don't know who case one was in the 'call emergency because I didn't get what I wanted', but each of these numerous arseholes should hang themselves and spare us the drama.



via Fark

Hello, 911? This restaurant won't put enough mayo on my sandwich


Rother McLennon knows how he likes his sandwich, and so does the 911 dispatcher who took his call on Wednesday afternoon complaining about how it was made. “I specifically asked for little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise and they are giving me a hard time. I wonder if you can stop by and just …” McLennon said when he called 911 from Greatful Deli in East Hartford on Wednesday afternoon.

But, here are the highlights:

The dispatcher remains calm and manages to calm McLennon down, all why trying to make him realize that a sandwich, no matter how much it differs from what he asked for, is no reason to call 911.

“You’re calling 911 because you don’t like way that they’re making your sandwich?” the dispatcher asks.

“Exactly,” he said.

With that settled, the dispatcher offers some advice:

“So, then, don’t buy it,” she said.

But McLennon, who seems to be a regular at the deli, tells her he’s not just calling about this sandwich. He also fears that they won’t make his sandwich to his specific request in the future.

“I mean, I just want to solve this the right way,” he said. “Her sister made it, but she left. They are playing games with me, so I was just wondering if you could come by,” he said. “I just want it resolved and I want to be able to come back here and get the regular sandwich that I ask for.”

The call ends with more advice to McLennon

“In the future, just don‘t buy the sandwich,” 911 tells him.

“I’ll look at it before I buy it,” he said.

Tila Azinheira, who owns the deli, said McLennon placed a phone order for 14 sandwiches and they made them the way he asked.

Then, he did not want to pay for them.

Azinheira said the deli told McLennon they could not take the sandwiches back because they were special orders, then he used the deli's phone to call 911.

McLennon called the deli on Thursday to apologize and tell them that he would be coming back in the future for more sandwiches, the deli owner said.

No information was immediately available on the man’s age or his hometown. Police have not filed charges.


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[SLM]

Idiots are everywhere!

I recall reading a "Idiots who called 911" list from Kitchener-Waterloo but couldn't find it.

So here's Chatham-Kent instead, lol.



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The full list from the Chatham-Kent Police Service:


10. During a snow emergency in early February, a woman called police to complain that snowplows were cleaning her street and making too much noise.


9. A 17-year-old called police to seek advice. He wanted to know if he could disown his mother because she wouldn’t give him money.


8. A man called police because he found a roll of carpet on his front lawn and wanted an officer to attend his residence. He cancelled the call when he found out his wife put the carpet there.


7. A woman called 911 after being denied entry to a local nightclub. She forgot her identification and wanted an officer to attend to verify her name and prove to security staff that she was of legal drinking age. When she was told police don’t do that, she argued that they should.


6. A man called 911 to request an ambulance for a friend. Before the call ended, a man was heard in the background saying, “Don’t worry, I’ll get rid of the dope.” Police were dispatched to the location but were unable to find any drugs.


5. A man called police when he saw a “small lion” cross the road in front of him. He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs — “that day.”


4. A woman called police to have a man removed from her residence. She no longer wanted his company after they were sharing a sofa to sleep on. She wanted the other end but the man wouldn’t switch.


3. A man called 911 to report that his vehicle was just stolen from his driveway. He provided a description and the direction of travel. Officers scoured the area but were unable to locate it until they attended his house and found it right where he left it. It turned out the man saw a vehicle just like his drive by his house and jumped to the conclusion his had been stolen.


2. Police responded to a 911 call when screaming was heard in the background. The investigation revealed that a couple were arguing because the man wanted to play Xbox while the woman wanted to play Nintendo Wii. The breaking point came when the man opened a new pack of cigarettes while another package was already open.


1. A woman called 911 because her cats ate her Whopper and she wanted another one.

 

[Bar Sinister]

This is a regular feature on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Some of these clowns should be sent a bill for wasting police time.