10 things that we've already learned in Germany.
See No 4
1) British television's coverage of football is the world's best. Compare Sky's multi-angle, multi-camera voyeurism with the dull long-range perspective of German TV, which is stuck in the 1980s. We're spoilt, especially in the Premiership, and now we're going to believe it. [[Not to mention the coverage on BBC digital TV where British fans can even choose what camera in the stadium they can watch the football from]].
2) Our celebrity obsessions get worse - the paparazzi taking pictures of the luggage that came off the coach as the England players' families arrived at their Baden-Baden hotel. Never mind wives, girlfriends and parents. Even the bags are famous now.
3) Sven Goran Eriksson will be savaged for allowing so much contact between the players and their clans if England go home early, and praised as an enlightened pro-family thinker if they win the Cup.
4) Italian goal celebrations and reactions to fouls are still the stuff of opera. Nothing beats an Azzurri striker peeling away from the goal, eyes wide, mouth like an O, arms spread. Every goal for Italy is an epiphany, every kick on the shin a murderous assault. They rock, they roll.
5) The USA are a team of zonal scufflers without a trick between them. Their high FA ranking must be a misprint.
6) Arsene Wenger has done it again. The Czech Republic's Tomas Rosicky is one of the early stars of the tournament. After his brace against the Americans, Arsenal fans are in raptures.
7) The new World Cup ball pings off the foot and ought to help Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard increase England's meagre tally of one own-goal.
8 ) The English have two personalities. One for when they're drunk and another for apologising for their excesses the following day. World champion sports tourists, they are also the Rocky Marcianos of drinking.
9) The biggest tiffs so far have been between Freddie Ljungberg and Olaf Mellberg in the Sweden camp and Robin Van Persie and Arjen Robben of Holland. All four play in the English Premiership. Coincidence?
10) It's too soon for Wayne Rooney to play, even if he is like a bulldog yanking his owner's arm from its socket as he catches sight of the park.
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