Why Canada is Obsessed with the US

[Jersay]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

....I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin', ya know?

She hates Canada but I bet the bitch just loves your social programs. :evil:

Not only does she hate Canada but alot of Muslims unless they are off killing people in Jihad.

 

[Claudius]

RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

considering we're her bitch in Afghanistan they might be worth paying attention to.

What is that even supposed to mean?

She's right? We should be living by her God's law? We're filthy and should die for not doing so? You too?

Do you even remember if you're joking or being cynical anymore? Or did you just not even read it?

The ratio is about 210 to 1 against them in Afghanistan not including arrests, so i guess that all comes down to opinion...reasoned or otherwise. Much, much more than in Iraq, the Afghan Army is doing the job they're supposed to. You can pick and chose what bits of info you want to be wise to, and which ones you want to dismiss, but to characterize us as the Talibans' "bitch" is a joke at best, or straight shock-factor dishonesty at worst.


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[Claudius]

RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

ITN

She hates Canada but I bet the bitch just loves your social programs.

Y'know it says somewhere in that article that she's got 6000 posts like that.

6000. Mostly like that (supposedly).

This is what happens when you don't let women work.


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[EastSideScotian]

RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

HAR HAR HAR...

Canada is one if not the only Country left n the world that can almost do with out imports from other Countrys, we have a large amount of resources, we could do with out anyone really, unless of course we like Bannas that much....We could Isolate ourselves and becomea super power and not share our shit with anyone.

 

[Simpleton]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

HAR HAR HAR...

Canada is one if not the only Country left n the world that can almost do with out imports from other Countrys, we have a large amount of resources, we could do with out anyone really, unless of course we like Bannas that much....We could Isolate ourselves and becomea super power and not share our shit with anyone.

You don't believe that, do you?

We'd have to change our diets big time, as many of the fruits and vegetables that we eat, cannot be grown domestically. We'd have to start designing and building our own automobiles. I don't think that the foreign car companies would allow us to continue building counterfeit models of their cars. And what would we do for computer technology? As far as I know, Canada does not manufacture processors or semiconductors.

Of course, there's also the downside of not being able to export anything that we produce. Could you imagine what life would be like if everything we bought was made in Canada? We'd be like the seven castaways on Gilligan's Island... No boats, No lights, No motorcar... Not a single luxury.

Oh, and good luck trying to get any hanky panky from the lady on anniversaries and valentines day... Diamonds and diamond rings? Just not happening in Canada.

And us poor canucks would be thoroughly entertained as our television programming went to 24 hour episodes of the Red Green Show... seven days a week. And how much Shania Twain, Nickelback, or Celine Dion can one Canadian stand before he/she gets the overwhelming urge to jam hockey sticks through their skulls. Hey, if you thought CanCon was bad at 35%, just imagine what Canadian radio and television would be like with 100% CanCon!!!

And you could kiss your Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler magazines good-bye too. Or any other great magazine that doesn't originate from the good old United Provinces of Canada!

What about clothing? Could you imagine what Canadian life would be like, if all of our fashions came from those companies that peddle shit on the Shopping Channel? I don't know about you, but I look just awful in those floral pattern slinkys... They clash with my moustache and beard!

Yeah, it would be good-bye luxury and hello adobe shack... We'd have lots of oil, but nothing to do with it... We'd have lots of beef, but no one to eat it... We'd have lots of corncobs, but no one to masturbate with it... We'd have lots of electricity, but nothing to power...

Life would really suck!!! Even more than it does already!!!

 

[Champloo]

I really don't know who is worse, the idiot that started the thread or the ones responding.

It is pretty funny. "You're a moron, quit generalising us, this is why I hate Americans."

Contradictions seem to be this forum's forte.

 

[Champloo]

Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States

I know I said I left, but I have to reply to this. You are an idiot. Canada is not spineless or cowardly. And half of our country is not run by the French. And may I ask you, what do you have against the French? Are you racist? And the people of this forum are not lazy, spineless, or whiners. And I would like to correct you. Without Canada, the US economy would collaspe. Canada is one of the main suppliers of oil to the US. And what gives you the idea that Cuba would conquer Canada? And where is this list you speak of?

You are an American dirtbag! Get the hell out of here! :x

I think it's Vise Versa. The Canadian economy would collapse without the U.S.

80% of your imports are from the U.S. Our percentage of imports from you happen to be alot lower. Now I'm not saying you don't help our economy, you do. But as of now, the only thing we rely on you for is oil. And if Canada were to cut us off, we would start drilling Alaska. Our fresh water supply is big enough to hold out untill we found a new partner who is willing to sell.

Would the U.S. be hurt without Canada? Yes. Would we survive? Most likely. Would Canada's economy survive without the U.S? Not as of now. Theres an old saying, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

 

[Simpleton]

I really don't know who is worse, the idiot that started the thread or the ones responding.

It is pretty funny. "You're a moron, quit generalising us, this is why I hate Americans."

Contradictions seem to be this forum's forte.

Indeed, nothing like the pot calling the kettle black!!! :lol:

 

[BitWhys]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

considering we're her bitch in Afghanistan they might be worth paying attention to.

What is that even supposed to mean?

She's right?

no. sorry for the confusion. I was answering the thread title. never bothered to read the garbage in the OP.


my mistake.

I meant to say we're America's bitch.

 

[Champloo]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

considering we're her bitch in Afghanistan they might be worth paying attention to.

What is that even supposed to mean?

She's right?

no. sorry for the confusion. I was answering the thread title. never bothered to read the garbage in the OP.


my mistake.

I meant to say we're America's bitch.

You're prime minister is Bush's bitch would be a more accurate statement. Canada or the Canadian people aren't America or the American people's bitch.

 

[BitWhys]

RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

and I'm sure our soldiers can take care of themselves but I cringed when I read about the Dutch change in government.

 

[Toro]

Its such a silly thing to say "The US economy would collapse without Canada" or "The Canadian economy would collapse without the US." Both economies are reliant upon one another (Canada more than the US), and have evolved because of geography and history.

However, if neither existed - ie. put a hole in the map where the other country is - then both countries would have to import goods they already import from the other country from elsewhere, and export to somewhere else. The only effect would be that each country would be a bit poorer without the other. Canada would be more so, but certainly not a whole lot more since others would buy our stuff. Canadians would earn less, but that's all.

Though the topic heading is an interesting one, the intent of the original poster is not.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

I think we need a new acronym here, to go along with things like LOL and LMAO: DNFTT, Do Not Feed The Trolls.

 

[Simpleton]

Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States

I know I said I left, but I have to reply to this. You are an idiot. Canada is not spineless or cowardly. And half of our country is not run by the French. And may I ask you, what do you have against the French? Are you racist? And the people of this forum are not lazy, spineless, or whiners. And I would like to correct you. Without Canada, the US economy would collaspe. Canada is one of the main suppliers of oil to the US. And what gives you the idea that Cuba would conquer Canada? And where is this list you speak of?

You are an American dirtbag! Get the hell out of here! :x

I think it's Vise Versa. The Canadian economy would collapse without the U.S.

80% of your imports are from the U.S. Our percentage of imports from you happen to be alot lower. Now I'm not saying you don't help our economy, you do. But as of now, the only thing we rely on you for is oil. And if Canada were to cut us off, we would start drilling Alaska. Our fresh water supply is big enough to hold out untill we found a new partner who is willing to sell.

Would the U.S. be hurt without Canada? Yes. Would we survive? Most likely. Would Canada's economy survive without the U.S? Not as of now. Theres an old saying, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Don't forget about electricity. If Canada and the U.S. were to stop trading, much of the U.S. would be in the dark. During the last large scale blackout, which saw Eastern Canada and the United States to lose power for several hours, it was learned that the U.S. imports far more electricity from Canada than it ought to be. There were some calls from Congress to increase U.S. power generation and reduce American reliance on foreign electricity.

Of course, this was before it was definitively determined that the cause of the blackout was an American power generater.

I really don't know where the U.S. would make up the electricity shortfall without Canada. Mexico? Unlikely. The U.S. would have to build more power generation facilities.

 

[Champloo]

Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States

I know I said I left, but I have to reply to this. You are an idiot. Canada is not spineless or cowardly. And half of our country is not run by the French. And may I ask you, what do you have against the French? Are you racist? And the people of this forum are not lazy, spineless, or whiners. And I would like to correct you. Without Canada, the US economy would collaspe. Canada is one of the main suppliers of oil to the US. And what gives you the idea that Cuba would conquer Canada? And where is this list you speak of?

You are an American dirtbag! Get the hell out of here! :x

I think it's Vise Versa. The Canadian economy would collapse without the U.S.

80% of your imports are from the U.S. Our percentage of imports from you happen to be alot lower. Now I'm not saying you don't help our economy, you do. But as of now, the only thing we rely on you for is oil. And if Canada were to cut us off, we would start drilling Alaska. Our fresh water supply is big enough to hold out untill we found a new partner who is willing to sell.

Would the U.S. be hurt without Canada? Yes. Would we survive? Most likely. Would Canada's economy survive without the U.S? Not as of now. Theres an old saying, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Don't forget about electricity. If Canada and the U.S. were to stop trading, much of the U.S. would be in the dark. During the last large scale blackout, which saw Eastern Canada and the United States to lose power for several hours, it was learned that the U.S. imports far more electricity from Canada than it ought to be. There were some calls from Congress to increase U.S. power generation and reduce American reliance on foreign electricity.

Of course, this was before it was definitively determined that the cause of the blackout was an American power generater.

I really don't know where the U.S. would make up the electricity shortfall without Canada. Mexico? Unlikely. The U.S. would have to build more power generation facilities.

Not sure about the eastcoast. But the entire westcoast has plenty of dams. And electricity isn't exactly something terribly hard to obtain, such as oil and fresh water. Find a river, build a dam. Problem solved.

 

[EastSideScotian]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

HAR HAR HAR...

Canada is one if not the only Country left n the world that can almost do with out imports from other Countrys, we have a large amount of resources, we could do with out anyone really, unless of course we like Bannas that much....We could Isolate ourselves and becomea super power and not share our shit with anyone.

You don't believe that, do you?

We'd have to change our diets big time, as many of the fruits and vegetables that we eat, cannot be grown domestically. We'd have to start designing and building our own automobiles. I don't think that the foreign car companies would allow us to continue building counterfeit models of their cars. And what would we do for computer technology? As far as I know, Canada does not manufacture processors or semiconductors.

Of course, there's also the downside of not being able to export anything that we produce. Could you imagine what life would be like if everything we bought was made in Canada? We'd be like the seven castaways on Gilligan's Island... No boats, No lights, No motorcar... Not a single luxury.

Oh, and good luck trying to get any hanky panky from the lady on anniversaries and valentines day... Diamonds and diamond rings? Just not happening in Canada.

And us poor canucks would be thoroughly entertained as our television programming went to 24 hour episodes of the Red Green Show... seven days a week. And how much Shania Twain, Nickelback, or Celine Dion can one Canadian stand before he/she gets the overwhelming urge to jam hockey sticks through their skulls. Hey, if you thought CanCon was bad at 35%, just imagine what Canadian radio and television would be like with 100% CanCon!!!

And you could kiss your Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler magazines good-bye too. Or any other great magazine that doesn't originate from the good old United Provinces of Canada!

What about clothing? Could you imagine what Canadian life would be like, if all of our fashions came from those companies that peddle shit on the Shopping Channel? I don't know about you, but I look just awful in those floral pattern slinkys... They clash with my moustache and beard!

Yeah, it would be good-bye luxury and hello adobe shack... We'd have lots of oil, but nothing to do with it... We'd have lots of beef, but no one to eat it... We'd have lots of corncobs, but no one to masturbate with it... We'd have lots of electricity, but nothing to power...

Life would really suck!!! Even more than it does already!!!

I supose your right, but we could still do it, We would of course keep trade with the Commonwelth. It is doable, and it would increase our economey, we would have to build our own cars, build our own MIlitary stuff, Build our own evrything...more jobs there...more jobs more money....sure we couldnt always have kewis, but thena gain, I am sure we could build some sort of green houses and grow all kinds of shit...It is doable we would just have to miss out on a few things


I am also not sugesting we do it, I am just saying we could sustain ourselves.

 

[Simpleton]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

considering we're her bitch in Afghanistan they might be worth paying attention to.

What is that even supposed to mean?

She's right?

no. sorry for the confusion. I was answering the thread title. never bothered to read the garbage in the OP.


my mistake.

I meant to say we're America's bitch.

You're prime minister is Bush's bitch would be a more accurate statement. Canada or the Canadian people aren't America or the American people's bitch.

I would hasten to guess that Canadians, on average, are about 90% American. There really isn't very much separation bewteen the typical Canadian and the typical American.

Canadians spell a few words a little differently and we use the metric system. We're not as patriotic as Americans are, and we have two official languages. Other than that, we're damn near the same beast.

Canadian culture and American culture are about 95% the same. Canadians and Americans bitch and complain at about par. We are both highly critical of our governments, and criticize them at every opportunity. The difference there being that Americans expect their governments to respond to their bitching and complaining. Canadians just throw their arms up in frustrated surrender and say, "screw it!"

We drive the same cars, read the same magazines, and watch the same television programs. Our musical tastes are about the same, only the Canadian government sees fit to shove Canadian Content down our throats by force. We enjoy the same types of sporting events. The laws of Canada are fairly consistent with the laws of the U.S. with only a few key differences.

All in all, a Canadian could travel through the U.S. and be excused for not thinking that he/she was in a foreign country. Americans, likewise, could travel through Canada and really notice very little difference between Canada and their home country. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, of course, Canada has free health care, but is that really such a great divide between Canadians and Americans? I think not!

 

[Champloo]

Re: RE: Why Canada is Obsesse

considering we're her bitch in Afghanistan they might be worth paying attention to.

What is that even supposed to mean?

She's right?

no. sorry for the confusion. I was answering the thread title. never bothered to read the garbage in the OP.


my mistake.

I meant to say we're America's bitch.

You're prime minister is Bush's bitch would be a more accurate statement. Canada or the Canadian people aren't America or the American people's bitch.

I would hasten to guess that Canadians, on average, are about 90% American. There really isn't very much separation bewteen the typical Canadian and the typical American.

Canadians spell a few words a little differently and we use the metric system. We're not as patriotic as Americans are, and we have two official languages. Other than that, we're damn near the same beast.

Canadian culture and American culture are about 95% the same. Canadians and Americans bitch and complain at about par. We are both highly critical of our governments, and criticize them at every opportunity. The difference there being that Americans expect their governments to respond to their bitching and complaining. Canadians just throw their arms up in frustrated surrender and say, "screw it!"

We drive the same cars, read the same magazines, and watch the same television programs. Our musical tastes are about the same, only the Canadian government sees fit to shove Canadian Content down our throats by force. We enjoy the same types of sporting events. The laws of Canada are fairly consistent with the laws of the U.S. with only a few key differences.

All in all, a Canadian could travel through the U.S. and be excused for not thinking that he/she was in a foreign country. Americans, likewise, could travel through Canada and really notice very little difference between Canada and their home country. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, of course, Canada has free health care, but is that really such a great divide between Canadians and Americans? I think not!

That last statement. Yes Canadians have free healthcare, but the quality of healthcare for those who can afford it is better in the states, simply because the best doctors practice in the states and make more money here. Most Canadian politicians and wealthy people get treated in the states

I think many Canadians have the image of some poor shmuck bleeding to death in the emergency room while they try to check his insurance, which is far from the case. The hospital is obligated by law to treat emergency cases immediately and without question. To fail to treat someone, and be the direct cause of his death in not doing so, is punishable by prison time.


I agree with your statement, Canadians and Americans are pretty much the same. The only real difference is one side lives south, and one north of the 49th parallel. Both started as British colonies, one group decided to rebel, one group decided to stay loyal.

 

[aeon]

Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States

I agree that right wingers from canada are coward, that is a fact, just like most of the people in the united states who accepted to sends troops on the other side of the planet based on a lie, where the entire country was already devastated by your policy, who at the same time were so chicken that they accepted the ""PATRIOT ACT"" withouth any debate.

So to summerize, guys like you and blackleaf, so we could call it....

"THE AXIS OF PARANO-CHICKEN-BASTARDS"

 

[Champloo]

Dear Canada,

Why are Canooks so obsessed with the U.S., eh? It's like an inferiority complex, eh.

Well, I have a theory: I think it's because you're cowardly, spineless moose-cock suckers. Perhaps it's your testicles shriveled in the cold. Or maybe you only have one nut - after all half of your country is run by frogs.

But either way, I realize as I read through these forums that you Canooks are a bunch of lazy, whining spineless socialist douchebags. You spend a lot of energy attacking the US, but without us your economy would collapse and you'd long ago have been conquered by Cuba.

Anyway it's not all bad. Below I have assembled a comprehensive list of Candians who are making a difference with their heroic 'protests':


*censored* you,

Signed:
The United States

I agree that right wingers from canada are coward, that is a fact, just like most of the people in the united states who accepted to sends troops on the other side of the planet based on a lie, where the entire country was already devastated by your policy, who at the same time were so chicken that they accepted the ""PATRIOT ACT"" withouth any debate.

So to summerize, guys like you and blackleaf, so we could call it....

"THE AXIS OF PARANO-CHICKEN-BASTARDS"

Now I hope you're talking about the war in Iraq and not the war in Afghanistan. The war in Afghanistan was completely justified, and that view is shared by the majority of the world.