Or just toss 'em in the dryer with a fabric softener sheet. Freshen up those putrid puppies in no time flat.
Where do you hide the bodies?
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Re: RE: Where do you hide the bodies?
Now that's a good idea. Keeps burgalers away.
cortez said:
Now that's a good idea. Keeps burgalers away.
This is starting to sound like the song "Old MacDonald had a farm ey aye-ey aye oh, and on that farm he had a Cortez with a Cortez here and a Cortez there, ey aye ey aye oh."
I will accept them!!!!!!!!! I am starting a "Commuter Friend" business... Instead of those insipid plastic dolls you sit in the front seat with you to be able to go into a commuter lane on the highway, why not have a real body---these ones fool even the most dedicated cops.....
hmmm you idea holds alot of merit Cortez... I bet there are all sorts of way to put these bodies to good use. Fer example I think I'll throw a lavish back yard party with the bodies I've found in attendance - all the neighbours will think I've suddenly become ever so popular.... before ya know it, folks would be vieing for a coveted invite to my infamous parties....as for the odor wafting about the neighborhood, well, I guess it would be blamed on some rather bad bbqing techniques on my part - my culinary reputation might take a bit of a hit ...on the up side though, if a few bodies start to slide out of their lawn chairs, the obvious assumption to onlookers will have to be there's been a tad too much frivolity and consumption of spirits by the gruesome guests...
yep. Haggis - If ya don't mind, I think I'll hold onto the bodies I've acquired in my travels around here - you just keep producin 'em, I'll find ways to recycle 'em. Waste not want not.
yep. Haggis - If ya don't mind, I think I'll hold onto the bodies I've acquired in my travels around here - you just keep producin 'em, I'll find ways to recycle 'em. Waste not want not.
RE: Where do you hide the
Homemade sausages and hot dogs! That's your answer... everyone knows there is nothing good in either of those products so the odd taste isn't a dead giveaway, not to mention there is no evidence left for the cops to find or the dog to dig up from the backyard.
Homemade sausages and hot dogs! That's your answer... everyone knows there is nothing good in either of those products so the odd taste isn't a dead giveaway, not to mention there is no evidence left for the cops to find or the dog to dig up from the backyard.
Yes, yum for the innards and then taxidermy for the rest... then there isn't any smell... also gets rid of those old clothes, flyers and plastic bags as I recycle these for stuffings...Also, as you know, murder is hard to prove without a body, but it is even harder to prove WITH a body that is casually sitting on a patio chair... albeit somewhat quietly...
Zan, I think you have some good ideas... maybe we can partner in our business...... come over to my house, and don't tell anyone you are coming......
Zan, I think you have some good ideas... maybe we can partner in our business...... come over to my house, and don't tell anyone you are coming......