I decided to be straight when my hot kindergarten teacher gave me my birthday bumps. You don’t appreciate school at the time, like getting spanked by a middle aged women, things you pay good money for later in life.
LOL Gonzo behave yourself. My teacher in grade school was the hag from hell who'd beat us on the knuckles with a ruler and if that wasn't cruel enough she checked every child daily for lice. Wait maybe that's why I'm not gay?