Jay said:
You should hit the the stop button in an elevator, they need about 7 minutes to get to you. That's plenty of time to do what ya gotta do and have a smoke
What song was playing when you lost your virginity?
- Thread starter Gordon J Torture
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You should hit the the stop button in an elevator, they need about 7 minutes to get to you. That's plenty of time to do what ya gotta do and have a smoke
Who does it "right" their first time anyway? ... I still don't do it right, but that is just because women are implacable in every way.
RE: What song was playing
if there was a song I don't remember it, but pretty sure it would've been something by Tom Waits....not my choice
if there was a song I don't remember it, but pretty sure it would've been something by Tom Waits....not my choice
This is sooo not true if it is, in fact, done right.
Women are always thinking only of themsevles. So selfish, so so selfish.
Women are always thinking only of themsevles. So selfish, so so selfish.
Let’s see….
Kamloops, just off the Lac Le Jeune road, in my car (1966 red GTO, 389 – 360HP, 4 speed with a Hurst shifter, I could burn rubber in all 4 gears). August, I believe. A very attractive brunette whose name shall remain private.
It’s a given that either the radio or 8-track was playing, but I have no idea of the song.
I did it wrong too.
But I got much better with practice.
Kamloops, just off the Lac Le Jeune road, in my car (1966 red GTO, 389 – 360HP, 4 speed with a Hurst shifter, I could burn rubber in all 4 gears). August, I believe. A very attractive brunette whose name shall remain private.
It’s a given that either the radio or 8-track was playing, but I have no idea of the song.
I did it wrong too.
But I got much better with practice.
Alright Extra in my wifes fave car too :lol: good thing she wasn't born yet had me going there for a sec :lol:
I have no idea what song was playing. There must have been one, because there was a radio on--CKOM, 1250 on the dial, the rock station in Saskatoon at the time-- but I had other things on my mind.
Oh, and we did it right, the lady and I, so it probably took 10 or 12 songs, actually. I still cannot think of her without a sigh. She was my first love, I'd have happily and gratefully married her, but circumstances separated us. It broke my heart; I still resent that over 30 years later. I don't think of that event as losing my virginity, really; I made a gift of it to a woman I loved, and she did the same for me. We didn't lose it, we gave it to each other.
Dammit, now I've depressed myself. So many things past and gone, things I thought I'd forgotten... I need a drink.
Oh, and we did it right, the lady and I, so it probably took 10 or 12 songs, actually. I still cannot think of her without a sigh. She was my first love, I'd have happily and gratefully married her, but circumstances separated us. It broke my heart; I still resent that over 30 years later. I don't think of that event as losing my virginity, really; I made a gift of it to a woman I loved, and she did the same for me. We didn't lose it, we gave it to each other.
Dammit, now I've depressed myself. So many things past and gone, things I thought I'd forgotten... I need a drink.
It was either "Baa Baa Black Sheep", or The Rolling Stones singing "Hey, MacLeod, Get Off Of My Ewe!"
And yes, her mother was watching the whole time.
And yes, her mother was watching the whole time.
Gordon J Torture said:
Jaysus do ya think if ya remembered the song your mind may have been in the wrong place..... I have no clue!
Re: RE: What song was playing when you lost your virginity?
Thanks Babe. So am I, but I try to be philosophical: you lose 'em all but the last one, and I certainly can't complain about Mrs. Sinister. She's a gem, and even after 26 years together she still looks damn fine to me. Even sleeping on her back with her mouth open, snoring...
HockeyBabe said:
Thanks Babe. So am I, but I try to be philosophical: you lose 'em all but the last one, and I certainly can't complain about Mrs. Sinister. She's a gem, and even after 26 years together she still looks damn fine to me. Even sleeping on her back with her mouth open, snoring...
Re: RE: What song was playing when you lost your virginity?
Everything except the song......
Guess my mind was focused elsewhere.
HockeyBabe said:
Everything except the song......
Guess my mind was focused elsewhere.
Re: RE: What song was playing when you lost your virginity?
...and still you did it wrong... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Extrafire said:
...and still you did it wrong... :lol: :lol: :lol: