Hey come on, I thought his fish story was a good one. He might know a little more about china than we do, he lives there. But he's a little off on us canucks 8)
Some writer in Champ Car News said that Paul Tracy sold his house in Las Vegas and bought a new one in Florida. Well, if he wants to race in Nascar, he'll fit in well there.
How about the appointment of Adrienne Clarkson to the position of Governor General and Commander-in-Chief of Canada... you can't get any more delusional than that.