What is Canadian Culture? your input.

Twila

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Canadians are delusional 100%!!!

Maybe one day you'll get to move up to using crayons, eh? Course that'll depend on your ability to let go of the wide brush you feel compelled to paint all Canadians with.....
 

aupook

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250 years ago my ggggg-grandfather came to the colonies to find honest labor. He took a job with the local government, than christmas day george washington crossed the deleware to arrest him. So this is where breeding shows, he than decided to move to Canada. And fifty years later he was proven correct, when america sued for peace and we were declared winners. The only country to ever defeat america, and to further show the fine quality of genetic material in canada, one of the granddaughters married the president and the rest of her relatives came down and burned down her white house, while the rest of my relatives were looting it. From that point on we realize, we don't have to do the work, we just have to collect the dues.
 

Mediana

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peapod said:
You otta know medinia, your the expert on delusional :p

Yes, and as the resident expert of delusional psychosis I say its high time you layed off the recreational drugs and started your regime of "reality pills".

A taxi driver recently summed it up this way; he said that Canadians go through life like they are on opium, they are clueless about how the world really works.

In light of the recent "strippergate" scandal, I have to agree.

You have to be pretty freaking delusional to set up a special exotic dancer program and not understand mafias were destined to exploit it as a means of trafficking women for the purpose of prostitution.

http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2004/dec/04120102.html

Canadians are delusional.
 

Twila

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All right, who's handing out those damn kindergarten paint brushes?
 

Mediana

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RE: What is Canadian Cult

Need another example?

How about the appointment of Adrienne Clarkson to the position of Governor General and Commander-in-Chief of Canada... you can't get any more delusional than that.
 

aupook

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Strippergate is part of bigger plan typical taxpayer, for the rest of the plan send a $1.49 in american funds please, through your local consulate.
Black hockey players are involved, but only on a need to know basis.
 

Reverend Blair

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RE: What is Canadian Cult

What is it with the far right these days? All they can talk about is strippergate and gay marriage and how Paul Martin loves kiddie porn. For the longest time they were all about greed, and then for a while they were about sex and greed, but now it's all sex, sex, sex...nothing but.

Is it possible that they abstained for so long that the semen backed behind their eyes and drove them mad?

Here's my $1.49, aupook. Tell me something that will take my mind off the sex-crazed Harperites.
 

aupook

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Reverend blair, I think the romans said it best "bread and circus's"
Anything but a real political debate, the sex keeps them distracted. While the governmental class picks their pockets clean. Strippergate is a affirmation of our belief there is a little bit of a stripper in all of us. Cut out the middle man go directly to the strippers. And on any given day you can go to any strip club in canada and find a civil servant engaged in statistical analysis, usually they are from the department of weights and measures, tho the customs boys give them a run for their money. And we don't even want to talk about the department of wildlife. And to prove my point, you ask any border custom agent how they feel about a good strip search, and you watch their eyes light up.
 

Reverend Blair

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RE: What is Canadian Cult

Funny...the strip clubs here are generally full of construction workers and used car salesmen. Of course we have a no touching rule in Manitoba. It's generally enforced like this...touch a stripper and two huge bikers will come over and beat the crap out of you, then the clean-cut bouncers will escort you to the door. It's a good system.

I hear the strippers like dancing here because of it too. As one told us one afternoon when we were supposed to be working, they don't have to pay to dance then try to earn a living by lap-dancing. Instead they get paid to dance. On a stage. Where nobody can grab their boobies.
 

chrisfer

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I knew it would be hard for you guys to keep to one thing, so lets add you have to keep it to one WORD answers. Now there is a challenge. I'm giving it two posts max. any betters?.
 

Mediana

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Re: RE: What is Canadian Cult

Reverend Blair said:
What is it with the far right these days? All they can talk about is strippergate and gay marriage and how Paul Martin loves kiddie porn. For the longest time they were all about greed, and then for a while they were about sex and greed, but now it's all sex, sex, sex...nothing but.

Is it possible that they abstained for so long that the semen backed behind their eyes and drove them mad?

Here's my $1.49, aupook. Tell me something that will take my mind off the sex-crazed Harperites.

Delusional.
 

Reverend Blair

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RE: What is Canadian Cult

The biker's pension plan is a mystery to me, aupook. It seems to have something to do with spending a lot of time in bars though, so it must be a good plan. We do have a lot Harleys being stolen from yuppies too, so that might play into it.

That last thing might just be a concerted effort to keep all non-bikers from riding motorcycles...it's pushed the price of insurance through the roof so most people cannot afford it anymore.
 

wintersnow

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any other input ?

i still have a vague knowledge of Canada and its culture , can you make it more detailed?

well, when someone mentioned of Canada, it always reminds me of the maple and snow and i am sure there shall be alot things i never known before.

btw, " Strippergate " is a new word for me and i failed to identify it with the help of online dictionaries, could you please let me know the meaning of this word? thanks a lot :p
 

Reverend Blair

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RE: What is Canadian Cult

Strippergate is a made-up scandal being pushed by our official opposition. A stripper is a person who takes their clothes off in bars for money. We put the suffix "gate" on all political scandals in North America since the Watergate scandal of the 1970s brought Richard Nixon down.

The strippergate scandal goes like this....We don't have enough Canadian women willing to strip in bars. We have a policy that, when an industry cannot find workers, we allow them to bring in foreign workers on temporary visas. One of the strippers here on such a visa had gotten extremely bad advice from an immigration broker and was about to be deported because of it. Her Member of Parliament, Judy Sgro did what she is supposed to and helped the stripper out.

The stripper also worked on Sgro's campaign during the last election, but it is not unusual for a grateful constituent to work on a campaign.

Is it starting to make sense, Wintersnow?
 

Mediana

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Re: RE: What is Canadian Cult

Reverend Blair said:
The strippergate scandal goes like this....We don't have enough Canadian women willing to strip in bars. We have a policy that, when an industry cannot find workers, we allow them to bring in foreign workers on temporary visas. One of the strippers here on such a visa had gotten extremely bad advice from an immigration broker and was about to be deported because of it. Her Member of Parliament, Judy Sgro did what she is supposed to and helped the stripper out.

The stripper also worked on Sgro's campaign during the last election, but it is not unusual for a grateful constituent to work on a campaign.

Is it starting to make sense, Wintersnow?

The strippergate scandal goes like this... Strip clubs, especially those with mafia connections, prefer to import desperate women from Eastern Europe to work as strippers for a fraction of the going rate of $20-30/hr for Canadian women. We have a policy that if these foreign sex trade workers ever try to break free from their "handlers" their temporary work visa will be withdrawn and they will be required to leave the country. As a way out of their predicament, a lot of these women seek marriages of convenience in order to claim eligibility to become permanent residents. The whole affair is about as sleazy as you can get.

Rev Blair's interpretation of Strippergate is both naive and delusional.

Learn the facts for yourself.

http://aolnetscape.workopolis.com/servlet/Content/qprinter/20041127/STRIPPER27