What election issue is most important to you?

Jay

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I think the poor young female asked the Liberals the "do you love me" question long ago and he said, "yes" right away. But because Liberals lie so well, she believed him. The young man is now old and still has his way with her, whenever he pleases.
 

Reverend Blair

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RE: What election issue i

Harper is no spring chicken himself, Jay...his first gig in Ottawa was helping Mulroney rape the country.

He couldn't, or wouldn't answer the question though, Jay. In the end he basically said that he could love Canada if he was allowed to make it more like the US. That's like saying, "I will love you just as soon as I get you some silicone titties."
 

Jay

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Quit the young female we have here. Harpers got her in the back seat of a car, even though she's been screwing the Liberals for years now. :)


It all boils down to: do you still want to get screwed by the Liberals for another ten years, or do you think we should move on to the next guy.
 

I think not

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Jay said:
Quit the young female we have here. Harpers got her in the back seat of a car, even though she's been screwing the Liberals for years now. :)


It all boils down to: do you still want to get screwed by the Liberals for another ten years, or do you think we should move on to the next guy.

Pick the devil you know?
 

Jay

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Why not? You know what he's like in bed. Maybe Harper has a tiny penis.... who knows. I just think every session with the Liberals, you have to fake your orgasm, they make you feel icky and you have to go and take a shower.
 

peapod

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Amusing innit?? :lol: :lol: :lol: nice lil piggys around here, but don't you think you should start spining some kind of conservative platform?? or maybe there is none :p
 

Reverend Blair

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It all boils down to: do you still want to get screwed by the Liberals for another ten years, or do you think we should move on to the next guy.
See, that depends on the next guy.

Pick the devil you know?

We know Harper and his party pretty well. There are a couple of threads on this site with quite a few quotes from them.

Maybe Harper has a tiny penis.

Aha, a new rumour gets started. Thanks, Jay. :D
 

the caracal kid

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Harper and his "size issues". Too funny! I can think of a few jokes there.

The big fear in this "sexual" comparison would be what STDs he leaves you with! Sure he might be gone in a few years, but how many years afterwards would the suffering continue?