Declare yourself a religion and get the tax breaks that the Evangelicals the Catholics and all the others get....
Get yourself a stylish robe of some kind and adopt a symbol you can print on a card and stick in the window of your car so you can park where you want.... "ON SPECIAL HOLY MISSION the CHURCH OF THE PURPLE ONION....."
Something like that....
Then of course you can start a TV ministry and even if you aren't picked up by a network you'll get scrutinized by W5 or MarketPlace and wham...you're a celebrity right up there with Martha Stewart and OJ Simpson..... well maybe not as popular as them but how could Oprah not have you on her show.....![]()
Damn good idea starting your own church! How does that old tune go?..."There's no business like the God business.." (apologies to Ethel Merman)