Utah declares pornography a public health hazard

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DC and Hollywierd should deem porn to be a essential service.

Ludlow said:
Does this include latex love dolls?
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Doesn't 'Bubba' get mad when you call him a 'doll'? . . . . or is that the plan you sick puppy.

Now that they are taking the porn out of TV (hypothetically speaking) just how bad the plots are is really starting to show through.
3D should bring about a revival and then you could date 'Liz Taylor' from back in the day when she was the hottest thing on the screen
 
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MHz said:
DC and Hollywierd should deem porn to be a essential service.


Doesn't 'Bubba' get mad when you call him a 'doll'? . . . . or is that the plan you sick puppy.

Now that they are taking the porn out of TV (hypothetically speaking) just how bad the plots are is really starting to show through.
3D should bring about a revival and then you could date 'Liz Taylor' from back in the day when she was the hottest thing on the screen
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Stop over compensating on the gay issue Maynard. Just come out of the closet and be who ye are.

Just don't let Locus hear about it or ye'll never hear the end of it. :)
 
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Would the first couple that did a 3d with their spouses win a prize?

Ludlow said:
Stop over compensating on the gay issue Maynard. Just come out of the closet and be who ye are.

Just don't let Locus hear about it or ye'll never hear the end of it. :)
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With the OP referencing Utah I would think 3 somes would be more in line with the trend of the jokes rather than gay 'popping' into your tiny little brain, . . . I wonder if that is like the hand/dick size thingy? This is the many facets of 'porn' is it not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAMRNuVsrY
 
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Speaking as a professional, the most hazardous thing about it are the redirects and occasional pop-ups.

A strong manly-man browser and sage extensions will take care of most of that.

Skin books, peep shows and vid-rental joints are pretty much dinosauric nowadays.

The few pud-pullers at FairMormon.org are likely browsing webm's off 4chan for kicks.

Our friends in japan have all the fetishes covered if you wanna splash around a bit.

I recommend bing video for the novice.

As for the child porn mentioned in the article, there is no place for that. Users, sharers and procurers should all die in fires.
 
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A 2009 study by Harvard Business School professor Benjamin Edelman showed that Utah had the highest per-capita rate of purchasing online adult-entertainment subscriptions in the United States
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Interesting that Utah, with it's predominantly Mormon population and one of the highest percentages of citizens identifying themselves as "very religious" in the US, would also have the distinction of being the highest consumers of paid internet porn in the US. Makes you wonder if it's true that being told you can't have something just makes you want it all that much more.
 
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Locutus said:
Speaking as a professional, the most hazardous thing about it are the redirects and occasional pop-ups.
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From the porn industry or is the statement to the porn industry?
Since porn isn't going away why not take advantage of the available pool of potential customers. You need I-Max quality graphics of the intended models and the sound should mimic the real voice. Porn seekers would be the first target audience and from there you would have interactive movies/tv where the viewer at home could move around the 3d set as if he was on location. I assume most men would want to see up a skirt as much as possible and the girls might want to have access to the dressing rooms so they see what the junk actually looks like.

Nick Danger said:
Interesting that Utah, with it's predominantly Mormon population and one of the highest percentages of citizens identifying themselves as "very religious" in the US, would also have the distinction of being the highest consumers of paid internet porn in the US. Makes you wonder if it's true that being told you can't have something just makes you want it all that much more.
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Maybe they are looking for 'home movies'.

 
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