Useless information competition

Reverend Blair

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RE: Useless information c

Yeah, they were always zapping in llamas and stuff. There weren't any regular animals, just odd things that showed up.
 

Twila

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Elephants can't jump (damn good thing too)

Rats can't puke (aren't you glad you know this?)

Goldfish change colours as they age (wish I'd known that earlier)

Male Goats are urine drinking,sex starved, stinky, creatures - which is why Satan is often portrayed as a cloven hooved, horned goat.
 

Hendrixismyidol

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RE: Useless information c

Weird" Al Yankovic received a Bachelor's degree in Architecture in 1981. He also served as valedictorian of his high school at age 16.
 

Ten Packs

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The phrase "the sun is going down" is a complete technical mis-statement. The sun is not going anywhere at all - it is stationary. It would be more accurate to state "the Horizon is moving UP".
 

Paranoid Dot Calm

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Where did S.H.I.T. come from?

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.

As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks, and the first time someone came below at night, with a lantern, >BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term, " Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

http://mustardnut.blogspot.com/2004/11/shit.html
 

Twila

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Herring communicate through flatulance. (gives all new meaning to talking out your ass, eh?)
 

EmmaDibbs

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This is a great thread!!!

Mexico City boasts the world's largest taxi fleet with over sixty thousand taxis running every day.

Here's one for the guys!! During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
 

Twila

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Rick what size feet are the kangaroo hoping? is that 30 size 10 or 30 size 5 ? j/k