Turkey’s palace coated in vinegar to protect against genies

[spaminator]

 

[SLM]

Think I'll buy some vermouth and gin...
Do you have one of those shaking thingies? You know, they're shaped like a thermos.

Probably not. Surely to good gawd, they didn't sell them to minors?

You need to look in the adult sippy cup aisle for those.

 

[damngrumpy]

And remember our governments treat these people at knowledgeable trusted allies
and part of the modern world. They are part of the Middle East where nothing makes
sense

 

[petros]

Thank goodness Holy Water doesn't smell like a douche.

 

[Spade]

Thank goodness Holy Water doesn't smell like a douche.

Certainly not if you follow the recipe. Both pagan and Catholic recipes follow.
How to Make Your Own Holy Water (with Benediction)