Trump 2.0

Taxslave2

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I've decided that taking over Canada and Greenland is a good idea, with certain caveats. . .

1. Screw this "make Canada a state" crap. Make Canada a territory, with a governor appointed by Washington.

2. As for Greenland, who cares? Give them an easy message. . . piss us off and we'll kill you. Otherwise. let 'em do as they please.
You realize, of course, that you will have to absorb our National debt and all the entitlements the left needs to survive. SO every drug addict MUST have the latest iPhone so he can get a taxi to pick up his free drugs in case he is too stoned to walk to the dispensary. Did I mention you will have to pay for their drugs as well? Except diabetics. They have to pay for their own lifsaving drugs.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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You realize, of course, that you will have to absorb our National debt
Your national debt is a rounding error in our national debt. Big deal.
and all the entitlements the left needs to survive. SO every drug addict MUST have the latest iPhone so he can get a taxi to pick up his free drugs in case he is too stoned to walk to the dispensary. Did I mention you will have to pay for their drugs as well? Except diabetics. They have to pay for their own lifsaving drugs.
Um. . . no we don't. We don't even do that for our own people. Can't afford medical care? Die. But not until you've cashed in everything you own trying to stay alive.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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As to Greenland, I meant "do whatever we want," mostly mining, wherever we want, and ignore the Greenlanders. Unless they accidentally or deliberately get in our way. Then ignore 'em when they quit twitching.
 

justfred

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We often hear about old Donnie when they say he has lied about something. To be fair, The media should report when he tells the truth, oh that would not give him much coverage, I cannot remember if he has ever done that!
 

pgs

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We often hear about old Donnie when they say he has lied about something. To be fair, The media should report when he tells the truth, oh that would not give him much coverage, I cannot remember if he has ever done that!
Really ?
 

justfred

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I see that the president of America has approved the use of “SHOWER HEADS,” so what does that say about the intelligence of Americans?