NEWS FLASH:::
As well as importing thousands of truck driver from Mexico to do Canada's long distance hauling,(Missile said so) "officials" today stated that thousands of health workers, brain surgeons, and rocket scientists would be imported from Mexico, Newfoundland, and Ubekistan to bolster Canada's shrinking supply.
Mein Harper, in a news conference with Radio Peru, stated that for some reason "trades people, health care experts, and rocket scientists" are bolting for the border---any border.
His beady little blue eyes crossed as he tried to explain (in Spanish) why this might be. Difficult, as he has problems even with English.
None the less: Canadians can look forward to a bright future with our "new team" of health providers and rocket builders.
Lucky us. \
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As well as importing thousands of truck driver from Mexico to do Canada's long distance hauling,(Missile said so) "officials" today stated that thousands of health workers, brain surgeons, and rocket scientists would be imported from Mexico, Newfoundland, and Ubekistan to bolster Canada's shrinking supply.
Mein Harper, in a news conference with Radio Peru, stated that for some reason "trades people, health care experts, and rocket scientists" are bolting for the border---any border.
His beady little blue eyes crossed as he tried to explain (in Spanish) why this might be. Difficult, as he has problems even with English.
None the less: Canadians can look forward to a bright future with our "new team" of health providers and rocket builders.
Lucky us. \
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