This northern flicker won't leave a Calgary attic, won't pay rent, and the homeowner

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This northern flicker won't leave a Calgary attic, won't pay rent, and the homeowner is completely powerless
Species is protected under the Migratory Birds Convention Act


SALMAAN FAROOQU
First posted: Tuesday, May 17, 2016 07:19 PM EDT | Updated: Wednesday, May 18, 2016 11:38 AM EDT
When David Parker returned home from vacation with his wife this month, he discovered a new upstairs neighbour making a heck of racket — and a mess — in his attic.

What’s worse, the terrible tenant won’t pay rent, won’t talk and, most frustratingly, can’t even be evicted.

“Its pretty frustrating, but I guess if they say you can’t do anything, you can’t do anything,” Parker sighed.

The reason for Parker’s predicament? His new neighbour is a northern flicker, a protected species of bird from the woodpecker family.

The trouble began when the flicker drilled a hole into the siding of Parker’s house and nested in the attic.

Initially, he tried spraying it with water. Then he crafted a fake crow out of black paper, put it on a stick and tried to scare the flicker away.

But he had no luck.

“You could yell and shout and scream, I even blew a penny whistle but nothing would move the thing,” said Parker.

Exasperated, he called the Humane Society for help.

That’s when he was told there’s nothing he can do about the bird, and that he has to let it go ahead and live in his attic since the particular species is protected.

“I think my wife might have giggled and said, ‘You gotta be kidding,’ and he got pretty upset and said, ‘It’s not a laughing matter, these are protected birds, and there’s nothing you can do about it.’”

It turns out that even yelling at the bird, or preventing it from returning if it left, would be illegal. So, after speaking to the Humane Society, he’s stopped any activity that would disturb it.

The bird can thank a pretty strict piece of legislation dubbed the Migratory Birds Convention Act for its new digs, said Chris Fisher, ecologist, and author of the book Birds of Alberta.

“The key thing at this time of year is the flickers and migratory birds, their nests are protected not only from destruction, but also from disturbance as well, so it’s actually a pretty significant piece of legislation,” said Fisher.

While cases of flickers causing huge amounts of noise and damaging property in their bid to attract mates are common, a flicker nesting in someone’s house is relatively rare.

“I’m going to have house guests, a whole damn family of them,” Parker conceded.
This northern flicker won't leave a Calgary attic, won't pay rent, and the homeo
 

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It's only a problem since he called the authorities. If he had not made the call nobody would know it was there and if he was caught he could feign ignorance.
 

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This northern flicker won't leave a Calgary attic, won't pay rent, and the homeowner is completely powerless.



Beautiful birds the Flickers. We have them around here and a friend of mine had the same problem as the fellow in the story - however this time it did not turn out so well for the bird.
 

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You are all aware, no doubt that it a third of North American bird species are in danger of extinction in short order?
 

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They are beautiful birds but they spook so easily....!!!!! Lots of bushmen only see them a couple of times, even though they are quite common....

The pair that visit my compost pile are anything but shy, Johnny........they will defend their morsels with vigor.

You are all aware, no doubt that it a third of North American bird species are in danger of extinction in short order?

I am but I had to read the riot act to my friend.
 

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The pair that visit my compost pile are anything but shy, Johnny........they will defend their morsels with vigor.

when i come upon them(when they are single) they move tree to tree before they finally take flight heavy... The only times i get to see them in detail is when im just chilling out under a tree and they fly to a branch over top of me... i find them just as timid as hairy woodpeckers