A primary school teacher was taking her regular class of 10 year olds. She wanted to find out a bit more about the kids so she started asking them all the same question. She first ask little Lucy: "Which thing would your family like more than anything else?" Lucy replied: "We would like a new television, Miss, because our old one has not worked for over two years". "Well done", said the teacher. Then the teacher asked little Alfie: "Which thing would your family like more than anything else?" Alfie replied: " We would like a new car because I have to walk 3 miles to school every day" "Well done", said the teacher. Finally the teacher came to little Tommy. "Which thing would your family like more than anything else?" Tommy replied: "Nothing, Miss". Teacher replied: "Oh Tommy, your family must want something". Tommy said: "No, Miss. We don't need anything". By now the teacher got impatient and said: "Please explain Tommy why you don't need anything". Tommy replied "Well, Miss, last night my sister bought her paki boyfriend home and my Dad said 'There's a ****ing paki in the house. That's all we ****ing need!'"
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Yesterday I made a comment in which I referred to a Muslim as a "pig****er." I now realise that this was deeply offensive and totally unjustified. The implication that anyone could lower themselves to have sex with a creature considered to be unclean, disgusting and downright immoral is unjustifiable and offensive and, as such, I wish to offer a full apology to any pigs who might have been listening.