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Windows Vista is No Help

Since my work laptop is being repaired, I have the pleasure to work on another laptop running Windows Vista. I feel like I'm working on a poor imitation of Mac OS X that has been designed by a marketing committee. Actually, the whole thing feels like it was designed by multiple committees, each striving to do their best job, but always having to compromise to meet the needs of another committee. Unlike the Mac OS, or a Linux Desktop, it has no personality — no soul. I think that Vista should win the Best Jumble of Ideas with the Worst Implementation Possible award.

Here was my surprise this morning. I was working in Microsoft Access 2007, when I accidentally hit F1. For those who may not know, the F1 key is typically used to bring up the help.

And help it did bring me indeed. Here's the screenshot:



Wow. So, I can't open Office 2007's help on Windows Vista. Did two committees forget to meet?

Here's the official reason why Windows Help is no longer included in Windows:
Ever since Windows 3.1, Microsoft included the Windows Help program (WinHlp32.exe) with new releases. WinHlp32.exe is used to view 32-bit Help files that have the .hlp file name extension. Starting with the release of Windows Vista and Windows Server 2008, Microsoft has decided to no longer include in WinHlp32.exe as a component of the Windows operating system. Microsoft made this decision because WinHlp32.exe has not had a major update for many years, and it does not meet Microsoft’s standards for all new Microsoft programs. Microsoft realizes that this may cause some difficulties for customers who want to upgrade to Windows Vista or to Windows Server 2008 but still rely on 32-bit .hlp files. Therefore, Microsoft is making WinHlp32.exe available as a download from the Microsoft Download Center. (Source)
So, an incomplete product is considered a higher standard than a product that is used by millions of people but has not been updated by the very company that made that product. Wow. I'm sure if I were a Microsoft customer, I'm sure I would feel content knowing that Microsoft is watching out for my best interest. I mean, I'm sure glad Microsoft invested in transparent title bars (that I had to turn off) instead of updating such a crucial component to Windows.

Which brings me back to an earlier question: What the heck is Windows anyway?Labels: error, gui, humour, microsoft, vista, windows




Friday, May 16, 2008
 

Kreskin

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I believe the primary onjective of Vista is to make all previously purchase software incompatable, thus requiring repurchase and more $$ to the Gates/Balmer beer fund. Whatever they don't spend in beer goes to cash purchases of yachts and all the real estate forclosures in progress.
 

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I believe the primary onjective of Vista is to make all previously purchase software incompatable, thus requiring repurchase and more $$ to the Gates/Balmer beer fund. Whatever they don't spend in beer goes to cash purchases of yachts and all the real estate forclosures in progress.
...Sir, your are a gift to us all!
 

#juan

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#juan

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I'm sure a lot of people will be able to keep XP running till at least 2014. By that time Vista will be superceded by at least two newer Microsoft operating systems touted to be the best ever but people are starting to think aren't they?
 

scratch

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i plan to stick with XP as long as possible, by any means necessary, legal or not.
Hey herm,
A friend of mine who is deeply into this XP/Vista thing tells me that legal or not, Microsoft has a plan for June, day unknown as yet, to "force" Vista on users. This has not been substantiated as yet, but you know how they work.
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hermanntrude

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well they can't force it on people who have 32 bit processors,can they? i think that's a rumour and nothing more.

Stupidly, I actually bought a 64 bit processor just in case I wanted to upgrade in teh future to a 64 bit operating system. that was before I saw what Vista was like.