The man-kind and genie-kind, cooperating together, cannot make the like of the Quran

[selfsame]

Quran 17: 88, which means:

[Nadhir son of Harith said: “Had we willed, we could have said something like this Quran!”
Therefore, this aya was revealed in reply to him:]

{88. Say [Mohammed, to these associaters]: "Even if the whole man-kind and genie-kind were to cooperate together in accordance to produce the like of this Quran [with its fluency, eloquence, telling about the past and foretelling about the future], they could not produce its like, even though they were assistants of each other [for this purpose.]"}

http://quran-ayat.com/pret/17.htm#a17_88
quran-ayat.com/pret/17.htm#a17_88

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[selfsame]

The program of the Quran is the best for people

Quran 17: 9, which means:
{This Quran does guide [people] to [the religious way] that is most correct [than all the old religious ways a],
and gives good news to the believers who do righteous deeds, that there will be a great reward for them [in the Next Life.] }
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9 a i.e. the religious way which is more just and correct than the old religious ways, because it is the last of the heavenly books and its law is [the final law and] the last of the religious laws.

http://quran-ayat.com/pret/17.htm#a17_9
quran-ayat.com/pret/17.htm#a17_9

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[Curious Cdn]

Would your Genie be so kind as to grant me three wishes?

 

[Jinentonix]

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[Tecumsehsbones]

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I think she'd BE my three wishes.

Major Nelson was a poofter.

 

[selfsame]

Would your Genie be so kind as to grant me three wishes?

Nothing in the Quran about such fairy tales;

in origin such three wishes and so on might be the Jewish superstition and inventions ascribed to Solomon; but Solomon was a prophet,

while the Wicked Zionists are the devils among mankind.

 

[Johnnny]

When i was walking in the desert of Iraq i stumbled upon a Jinn and it said to me the following.

I am not asking for blood. I can take your blood.
I am asking for souls. Only you can give me your souls.

So i pointed him in the direction of a village because i'm pretty sure he was looking for directions.

 

[selfsame]

When i was walking in the desert of Iraq i stumbled upon a Jinn and it said to me the following.
So i pointed him in the direction of a village because i'm pretty sure he was looking for directions.

I know you are a Jihnnny and if not may be possessed by the genie :laughing6:

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THIRD:
The Quran cures the psychological illness

Quran 17: 82, which means:
{And We reveal of the Quran that which is a cure [of the psychological diseases and the ill nature] and a mercy for believers h

, but wrong-doers: it only increases their loss i.}
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82 h Because they will be admitted into Paradise on account of their following the Quran and working according to its statements.
82 i Because they do not believe in it, so they will lose their Next Life.

http://quran-ayat.com/pret/17.htm#a17_82
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[Johnnny]

I know you are a Jihnnny and if not may be possessed by the genie :laughing6:

And i know your quite the scientist and not some retard with just an internet connection.

 

[selfsame]

And i know your quite the scientist and not some retard with just an internet connection.

Jews said about Mohammed as had the devils said about Solomon

The devils said: Solomon had not had such kingdom but only by his magic.

Similarly the Jews said: Mohammed did not have such position and people did not follow him but only by means of his magic.

That was only because they extremely envied and hated him.

http://quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_102
quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_102

 

[Curious Cdn]

Jews said about Mohammed as had the devils said about Solomon

The devils said: Solomon had not had such kingdom but only by his magic.

Similarly the Jews said: Mohammed did not have such position and people did not follow him but only by means of his magic.

That was only because of their extreme envying and hating him.

http://quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_102
quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_102

Maybe, that's because he never bathed.

 

[Johnnny]

Jews said about Mohammed as had the devils said about Solomon

The devils said: Solomon had not had such kingdom but only by his magic.

Similarly the Jews said: Mohammed did not have such position and people did not follow him but only by means of his magic.

That was only because they extremely envied and hated him.

http://quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_102
quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_102

Magic eh?

And i'm the silly one.

 

[selfsame]

Maybe, that's because he never bathed.

You are one of those who hate Prophet Mohammed so much on account of their wrong-doing.

Prophet Mohammed was very clean, and enjoined the cleanliness, while the bathing will not cleanse the hearts of the Wicked Zionists from their evil and hatred.. certainly.

 

[Johnnny]

In my religion we collect the Pysker/magicians while they are still young and sacrifice them to the our glorious Emperor of Mankind so He will have the psychic energy necessary to maintain the crucial telepathic navigational beacon of the Astronomican.

Clearly you guys dont do that and clearly your religion is wrong

Foul sorcery shall not lay low the servants of the Emperor! The power of the Emperor compels thee and the radiant light of faith abjures thee! Cast thyself before the Emperor's mercy that he might absolve you of your sins, even as he drains you of your very soul! - Ordo Hereticus

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

You are one of those who hate Prophet Mohammed so much on account of their wrong-doing.

Prophet Mohammed was very clean, and enjoined the cleanliness, while the bathing will not cleanse the hearts of the Wicked Zionists from their evil and hatred.. certainly.

It's a shame so many of his followers are filthy, ignorant, brutal cowards.

 

[Curious Cdn]

... who never bathe ...

 

[Murphy]

You are one of those who hate Prophet Mohammed so much on account of their wrong-doing.

Prophet Mohammed was very clean, and enjoined the cleanliness, while the bathing will not cleanse the hearts of the Wicked Zionists from their evil and hatred.. certainly.

I don't like MoHAM-Ed either, but he was not clean. He lived in the desert with no water. It was said that he bathed in baby's blood.

 

[Johnnny]

In my religion being clean shaven and not stinkin like piss is a measure of faith

The Heretic and Blasphemer can offer no excuse for their crimes. Those who are pardoned merely live to further shroud Humanity from the Light of the Emperor with the Darkness of their souls -from the Sermons of Cardinal Beneficta

 

[Murphy]

Here's a song for Nassir. It's about whips, and a man whipping a woman. It's called, "Whip it!"

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[selfsame]

I can give many Quran revelations to refute such lies against Prophet Mohammed and against the Quran.

Quran 2: 222, which means:
{And they ask you [Mohammed] about menstruation [: the monthly period of women]; say, "It is hurt [for women]; so isolate [your beds] from [the beds of] women in their menstruation, and do not approach them [by sexual intercourse] till they are clean.
But have they cleansed themselves [with water after the end of the monthly period] go in to them by where God has ordered you;
surely, God loves those who repent [from sins], and loves those who cleanse themselves [with water after making sexual intercourse with their wives.]"}

For more knowledge about this aya refer to the link:
http://quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_222
quran-ayat.com/pret/2.htm#a2_222

Moreover, mans should wash his face, hands and forearms and his feet before every prayer: five prayers in a day.

Quran 5: 6, which means:
{Believers, when you rise up for the [ritual] prayer, wash your faces and your hands to the elbows [included], wipe [the front of] your heads, and [wash] your feet to the ankles [included].

If you are defiled [after ejaculation or after sexual intercourse with or without ejaculation], cleanse yourselves;

but if you are sick, or on a journey, or anyone of you comes from the place [of relieving nature], or you have sexual intercourse with women and you don't find any water, then go to a [clean] high place and wipe your faces and your hands with it.

God does not desire to lay a burden upon you; but He desires to cleanse you and to complete His grace on you, haply you will be grateful.}

For more information about this aya refer to this link:
http://quran-ayat.com/pret/5.htm#a5_6
quran-ayat.com/pret/5.htm#a5_6