The only thing you bang is your left hand, and your right hand is not even jealous.. more like thankful
That's not quite true. I do have a few of the local prostitutes, too.
Don't be so cheeky.
Your grammar's not much cop, either. God knows what you were doing at high school English lessons but it wasn't learning English. My reckoning is you were engaged in drawing and writing smutty material in your exercise books.