uh huh! and here is one of your more devilish requests :twisted:
You asked me to make a record of my voice. Well here it is. What you want me to say is "I love you". Here's the truth. I hate you, you little prick. You make me sick!
"The man who first abused his fellows with swear-words instead of bashing their brains out with a club should be counted among those who laid the foundations of civilization."
John Cohen 1911 - : in Observer, 21 November, 1965.
Twat's that? I can't hear you? I think I have an ear infucktion.
The one word missing from the above is a word that in Canada will have any woman slap you but in Scotland it's used completely differently and constantly. I can't bring myself to actually type the word.