Skip work, make babies, governor says

[Reuters]

ULYANOVSK, Russia (Reuters) - The governor of a central Russian province urged couples to skip work Wednesday and make love instead to help boost Russia's low birth-rate.

Reuters

 

[karrie]

well, it is called hump day.

 

[hermanntrude]

does it matter who we skip work with? will the government provide relocation costs?

 

[karrie]

Hmm... interesting and valid questions Hermann.

I wish I had the answer. I skipped with the pool boy, and hubby's not too happy.

 

[hermanntrude]

neither am i... dammit

 

[karrie]

bah.. I just had my hair permed today, I stink to high heaven... it's just as well you weren't around dear.

 

[hermanntrude]

lol, but the pool boy didn't mind, eh?

 

[karrie]

Come on Herm, he works with so much chlorine, he hasn't been able to smell anything for at least a year.

 

[eh1eh]

Sometimes I skip work but I only mastubate and that doesn't even matter as I've had my vase-ectomied.

 

[Toro]

That's fabulous!

 

[Tonington]

Hah, Canada may have to do the same.